Elise and Chris in “The Lemonade Stand Gang”

Hey, honey. What took you so long to get ho-- Oh, my gosh! Chris! What happened to your shins?

I was attacked.

Mugged?

Uh, sort of. There are these kids outside Dan's place who set up a lemonade stand. What's funny?

I'm sorry, it's just- No, never mind. Sorry, go on.

Why are you laughing? I can barely walk.

Nothing is funny! Come on! Tell me what happened!

Well, Dan said they attacked him. And I didn't believe him at first.

Because it's ridiculous?

Exactly. And then when I left his place, they tried to force me to buy another lemonade. I said, no, thanks. And they surrounded me and went to town on my shins! Fine. Just make fun.

Oh, no. Sweetheart, I'm sorry, but you got beat up by kids?

Not beat up, just kicked a lot! Besides, it's not like I'm going to fight a bunch of children.

Oh, listen. Why don't I get you an ice pack? [goes to the kitchen and laughs]

It's NOT funny!