Dan, Chris and others in “Dan”

We'll find this guy. Then you'll see I'm not crazy.

I'm sure we will, Dan. And then what?

Simple. I hit him over the head and take my clothes back.

Leaving the “Good Dan” nude and vulnerable. Textbook.

[furious] Stop analyzing me! For the last time, there is an imposter!

Dan, is that you?

Aw, come on!

Oh, thank you so much for mowing my yard last week. Here, have a mint.

Lady, you can take your mint and-

Whoa okay. Calm down. Ma'am, are you sure this is the Dan who mowed your lawn?

That's him. He spent three hours at my house on Thursday.

Thank you, ma'am. That's him.

She was like a hundred years old! It doesn't prove anything!

Eh, hi, Dan!

Oh, what now?

Hey everybody, Dan's here! On behalf of the whole neighborhood, we want to thank you for everything you've done lately. Let's hear it for Dan!