Judge, Dan and others in “Dan”

Do you realize how much trouble you are in, young man?!

Your honor, I don't see what the big deal is.

You crashed your car through the wall of a church while a wedding was in progress!

It wasn't my fault! There was a nun crossing the street against the light. I was going to run her over.

And you were swerving to avoid her?

[smiling] Yes.

All right. Well, in that case, I will suspend your sentence in exchange for 40 hours of community service.

Community service!? What has this community ever done for me!?

Dan, no. Take the deal.

NO WAY!

Have it your way. Trial will start one week from today at 9:00 a.m.

Could we do it a little later? I like to sleep in, watch some TV...

Get him out of my sight!

[gets grabbed by security guards] Let go! [gets kicked out of court]