[Dan goes inside his apartment and meets with Imposter Dan that looks similar to him]
Imposter Dan
This Saturday? I'll be there. [Dan looks shocked] Oh. Got to go, Jer. Well this is embarrassing. I figured you'd be at court at least another hour.
Dan
Who are you?
Imposter Dan
Who are you?
Dan
I'm Dan.
Imposter Dan
I'm Dan.
Dan
Stop it.
Imposter Dan
Stop it. I should probably just go. [he runs out of Dan's apartment]
Dan
Hey, those are my clothes! Stop, clothes thief! [Imposter Dan twists his arm] Who are you?
Imposter Dan
I told you already. I'm Dan. The question is who are you? [he runs off]
Dan
DAN!
Imposter Dan
I'm Dan.
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