Chris, Elise and others in “The Barber”

Hmm. You're so tense.

I did just spend a day in jail.

Yeah, well, let's just forget all about-

[notices Dan] Dan!

Exactly.

No, Dan's hiding in our bushes again. I swear I'm going to set a bear trap in there someday.

[walks by and opens the door to see Dan hiding in their bushes] Come on in, Dan.

Phew! Nice to be in a place where they don't want to kill you. [sits on the couch]

[pulls the coffee table away from Dan] I wouldn't assume that.

For the last time, I'm sorry about the cabin. Also, for the first time. [eats grapes]

Are you sorry because you lied to us or are you just saying sorry because you need our help?

Look, what's important is barbers have a shadowy, secret organization.

Sure, the Hallowed Society of Barber Surgeons.

How did you know that?

Eh. The good news is that any organization like that is bound to have a rigid code of conduct. If you can find out what the rules are, you can exploit them.

Great! Will you help me?

Nope.

Oh, please! I'll do anything. I'll... I'll rent you a cabin. For real.