Dan and Chris in “Canada”

Don't you find it weird that the bristles hurt more than the stick?

At least they were nice enough to drop us off at the hospital after they beat us. Canadians are polite. Violent, but polite.

We should get out of here before they bring us a bill for millions of dollars.

They have socialized medicine up here, Dan. They're not gonna charge us.

Oh! I can't believe what I'm hearing. Don't take their side.

Sorry.

Did you just say, "Sory"?

Huh? No. No. You're hearing things.

You did. You said, "Sory."

I did not.

I've had my doubts about you from the beginning. You've been sabotaging me this whole time, you big, dumb caribou!

I've been helping you, you ungrateful hoser.

Hoser? I knew it. You are half bear. And I don't need you. Get out.

Fine.

Fine.

Good luck getting home.

Good luck being stupid.

Well, good luck. You're stupid. [he opens the door while he and Dan give themselves serious looks, then Dan finds a map while he hears an announcement] You're holding it upside down.

I know that! [turns the map normal]

Wait a minute. What's this?

[yelling] I don't know! I can't read maps! [crumbles the map]

I've got it. What? You want to destroy Canada, follow me.

I'm taking this stethoscope.