[Chris stumbles through the front door wearing an hospital gown]
Elise
Where have you been?
Chris
Hospital. Hey, do I smell cookies?
Dan
Mine!
Elise
Dan, let him have a cookie.
Dan
Fine. [muttering] Bet you're not so tough without that sword.
Chris
Who's this?
Elise
He's the ninja.
Chris
Aah! No more flying monkeys, please.
Ninja
Former ninja. You can call me Dave.
Chris
Oh. Hi, Dave.
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