Chris, Dan and others in “The Ninja”

Breakfast time, one of the most wonderful times- [he notices Dan searching for something in the refrigerator] Morning, Dan.

Is it?

Is it... morning?

I was attacked by a ninja last night. Make me some pancakes.

A ninja?

Pancakes!

Are you- Are you sure it was a ninja?

Of course, he stole my cookies and exploded my lactose-free milk.

Do ninjas do that?

This one did.

But how - How did you know it was a -

He was in pajamas.

I'm in pajamas, does that make me a ninja?

Not feety pajamas, ninja pajamas! Plus, I didn't see him. Ergo - ninja.

If you didn't see him how do you know he was in pajamas? [Dan pushes a plate off the table breaking it] Hey, not cool!

What's not cool is that you're trying to confound me with your stupid logic, when what I need is help with a problem!

I don't break your plates.

[walking into kitchen] Do I smell pancakes?

Almost ready.

I get mine first.

Hi Dan, you're up early.

I was attacked by a ninja last night, he stole my cookies.

I'm sure it wasn't a ninja.

You too?! If it wasn't a ninja where did I get THIS? [he throws the shuriken, it gets stuck in the table]

My table!

Now tell me it's not a ninja.

The Koshugi clan. But how did they find me?

What was that?

[closing the blinds and locking the door] Uh... Nothing! I- um, I have to go. Dan, we'll help you with the problem.

Finally, a voice of reason. Why can't you be helpful, like her?

What?! I'm always helping-

Papapap!

It's probably a good idea if you guys wait here. With the doors locked and the shades dropped. And don't answer the door. For ANYONE. [she walks out carrying a baseball bat]

Did you notice anything strange right there?

You mean that I still have no pancakes in front of me?

No, Elise was acting funny.

I told you not to get married.