Elise, Chris and others in “The Ninja”

Okay, come out and let us take a look.

I don't know about this. [he comes out of changing room dressed up as Dan]

Oh, come on! He doesn't look like me a all.

can you slouch a little?

And be more handsome.

I- I still don't get why I'm dressing up as Dan.

We told you, you're a Dan-decoy.

Right, but why?

To lure the ninja out of hiding. When he attacks you-

Okay, there's the part I don't like.

We can't risk me, can we? I'm precious.

Well then I'm expendable?

Let's just say non-vital, it's nicer.

No, it's not that you're expendable, Chris, it's that the next step will be for the ninja to poison Dan somehow.

And we're hoping he poisons you instead!

I keep coming back to this not liking this plan at all thing.

Look, we don't know how the ninja will try and poison Dan. Maybe his food, maybe something else, but what we do know is that ninjas calibrate their poisons very carefully and you're bigger than Dan!

Because you keep eating!

So if the ninja poisons you instead you probably won't die!

And you just said probably.

I'm almost positive.

Oh, she's almost positive, quit being a baby.

Please?

Alright.