Dan, Chris and others in “The Ninja”

Aw, man, this guy's heavy.

Sorry.

You ever think of skipping a meal once in a while?

Quit complaining, Dan.

Oh, sure, you can say that. You've got the light end.

Chris doesn't have a light end. Hold him up so I can open the door.

No problem. Ohh! Heavy.

What's this?

What's what? [throws Chris to the bushes]

[reading a note attached to the door] "Shinobi no mono wa kanarasu katsu."

It's gibberish! The ninja's toying with us!

It's not gibberish, it's Japanese. This is a formal challenge.

Like who looks better in evening wear?

Like single combat to the death.

Oh.

A duel will settle things once and for all. If I win, the Koshugi clan will leave us alone. If I lose, I'll be dead.

I'm willing to take that risk.

Help me get Chris inside. Where's Chris?

Bushes.