Elise, Chris and others in “The Ninja”

Now act like Dan!

Sigh. Hey, I'm Dan! And I'm... angry. Very angry.

Idiot.

Dan, shh.

He's doing it wrong! I am much more suave, debonair and sophisticated than that!

Yes Dan, that's a very debonair stain you have on your shirt.

I'll have you know I have sophistication coming out the wazoo!

I get mad at everything! Then I yell a lot. And I sure don't appreciate my friend, Chris. He's a- Ow! [he is shot in the neck with a dart]

Get him! [Dan and Elise start chasing after the ninja]

Hey! C- Can I get a little help, I got this dart in my neck. Ow! [he pulls out the dart and starts hallucinating] Flying monkeys? This time of year? [he runs through family's picnic basket] Someone, call the zoo! Why must you torment me? Why can't you be satisfied with flying? Help! Someone! This is very confusing.