[while driving home] I am so tired.
That is just like you. One minor run-in with the law, and you're set to give up. Not me, pal.
Give up? Now I'm going to drop you off and go to bed.
And let the Wolf-Man roam free?
Oh, for the last time, [the wolf howls] there’s no- [Dan covers Chris' mouth]
Shh! Did you hear that?
Probably a dog.
Drive north. North, you monkey! [Chris drives in the other direction towards the freeway as he and Dan are stuck in traffic] Ow! Oh, come on. How can there be a traffic jam at this hour?
Halloween. Normal people are coming back from costume parties, not police stations.
I hate everyone.
You don't hate everyone.
I do. I hate everyone.
All that anger's not good for you, you know. It's eating you alive.
You know what you can eat?
I don't have to be out here driving you around, you know. I've got better things to do than looking for mythical creatures.
He's not mythical. He scrat-
I have put up with an awful lot.
My car! He scratched my car!
I have put up with an awful lot from you on this stupid quest of yours, but no more. I'm out!
You're stupid.
Next time, you should have one of your other friends help you.
Like who?
I don't know. How about your friend Ted?
He's not talking to me right now.
You know, people struggling with dangerous- [as the Wolf-Man is seen rushing past their car]
That's him! [he sees the Wolf-Man stops as he stares at him, he gives an evil smirk as the Wolf-Man glares, causing him to glare back, and the Wolf-Man glares some more, giving a growl before howling and jumping on 3 cars]
That's the Wolf-Man.
Come on, get after him! Pretend he's a sandwich.
What kind of sandwich? [Dan steps on the gas petal as he speeds up the car] Watch out! Stop it! Let go! [he drives off and goes on a wild chase with the Wolf-Man]
You let go!
It's my car!
[the Wolf-Man jumps over more cars as Dan and Chris skid out of control]
We're going to lose him!
Then let me drive!
Fine!
[the car swerves some more causing a donut as the Wolf-Man is seen waiting at a stoplight waiting for the light to turn green as Dan and Chris accidentally run over him as Chris stops the car, he and Chris lean forward to see if they hit him, but the Wolf-Man's paw reaches on top of their car and they gasp, the Wolf-Man inches closer towards them and growls while breathing on Chris' windshield, roaring, Dan and Chris scream when Chris hits the reverse on the shift and they back up, as the Wolf-Man falls off the car, dazed as he runs off]
What are you doing? Get after him!
I can't move!
AAARGH! [he kicks Chris out of the car and drops him off the road]
You are coming back, right?
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