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Dan Vs. · Season 1, Episode 2

Dan and Chris in “The Wolf-Man”

[Chris is gardening his plant while Dan is calling him]

Dan

[on the phone waiting for Chris] Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone! Are you screening this call? No one screens me! I will not be screened.

Chris

Hello?

Dan

Chris, get over here.

Chris

Dan. I thought your court-ordered evaluation was today.

Dan

I'm not going. I have been wronged.

Chris

Again?

Dan

I can't believe it either. I demand vengeance.

Chris

Who is it this time?

Dan

The worst, most devious subhuman of them all.

Chris

The mailman?

Dan

Close. The Wolf-Man.

Chris

The Wolf-Man? Like from the movies?

Dan

Like the movies, but a real one.

Chris

Uh-huh.

Dan

Just get over here.

Chris

Yeah, I told Elise I wouldn't help you with revenge anymore, so-

Dan

GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! [Chris hangs up and Dan calls him again] I SAID NOW!

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