[Chris is gardening his plant while Dan is calling him]
[on the phone waiting for Chris] Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone! Are you screening this call? No one screens me! I will not be screened.
Hello?
Chris, get over here.
Dan. I thought your court-ordered evaluation was today.
I'm not going. I have been wronged.
Again?
I can't believe it either. I demand vengeance.
Who is it this time?
The worst, most devious subhuman of them all.
The mailman?
Close. The Wolf-Man.
The Wolf-Man? Like from the movies?
Like the movies, but a real one.
Uh-huh.
Just get over here.
Yeah, I told Elise I wouldn't help you with revenge anymore, so-
GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! [Chris hangs up and Dan calls him again] I SAID NOW!
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