Dan and Chris in “The Wolf-Man”

What took you so long?

Nice to see you too!

Stupid Wolf-Man, I'll get you!

There's no such thing as a Wolf-Man, Dan.

How could you be so naive? Look at the fur, look at the paw prints!

There's an animal shelter right there.

Look!

Those are sneaker prints.

Exactly!

Exactly what?

What wears shoes but also has paws? The Wolf-Man!

So you're saying that the Wolf-Man's a jogger.

He's an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!

If he's wearing shoes, what's with the paw prints?

Obviously, he runs like this!

He doesn't run like that in the movies.

[angrily] THIS ISN'T THE MOVIES! THIS IS REAL LIFE! STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD! THE WOLF MAN SCRATCHED MY CAR AND HE MUST PAY! NEXT MONTH!

Why next month?

Next full moon. Don't you watch movies?

So what are we doing today?

NOTHING! GO HOME! [he leaves to his apartment]