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Dan Vs. · Season 1, Episode 2

Dan, Little Boy and others in “The Wolf-Man”

[Chris arrives at Dan's apartment on Halloween night]

Dan

Never mind. I don't need your help. The situation is under control.

Little Boy

Help!

Dan

Quiet!

Chris

Who's that?

Dan

The Wolf-Man. I caught him.

Chris

You caught him?

Dan

Mission accomplished.

Little Boy

Help!

Dan

Quiet! You can go.

Chris

[angrily arrives at Dan's apartment and finds a little boy hung upside down] Oh, Dan, this is not okay.

Dan

What isn't okay? I caught the Wolf-Man.

Chris

This isn't the Wolf-Man! Dan, you caught a trick-or-treater.

Dan

Of course he's the Wolf-Man. Look at him.

Chris

Does he have claws?

Dan

No.

Chris

So how did he scratch your car?

Dan

Maybe he grows claws.

Chris

Dan, there's no such thing as the Wolf-Man!

Dan

Of course there is!

Chris

There is not!

Little Boy

I want to go home!

Dan and Chris

[yelling] QUIET!

Chris

You can't go kidnapping children. And, you, don't you know not to go trick-or-treating without an adult?

Dan

Yeah, there's a lot of crazies out there. You could end up on a milk carton.

Chris

[frees the kid] Awfully sorry about this. [the boy kicks him] Ow!

Dan

Well, at least you're here to help me with the- Wolf-Man! There he is! Get him!

Little Boy

Trick or- [screams as Dan begins to chase him]

Chris

Dan, stop! That's a yeti.

[Dan and Chris chase the little boy thinking he's the Wolf-Man]

Little Boy

Help me!

Dan

He's reverting to human form.

Police Officer

[as he sees Dan and Chris chase the little boy] Oh, right. I'm a cop. Hey!

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