[Chris arrives at Dan's apartment on Halloween night]
Never mind. I don't need your help. The situation is under control.
Help!
Quiet!
Who's that?
The Wolf-Man. I caught him.
You caught him?
Mission accomplished.
Help!
Quiet! You can go.
[angrily arrives at Dan's apartment and finds a little boy hung upside down] Oh, Dan, this is not okay.
What isn't okay? I caught the Wolf-Man.
This isn't the Wolf-Man! Dan, you caught a trick-or-treater.
Of course he's the Wolf-Man. Look at him.
Does he have claws?
No.
So how did he scratch your car?
Maybe he grows claws.
Dan, there's no such thing as the Wolf-Man!
Of course there is!
There is not!
I want to go home!
[yelling] QUIET!
You can't go kidnapping children. And, you, don't you know not to go trick-or-treating without an adult?
Yeah, there's a lot of crazies out there. You could end up on a milk carton.
[frees the kid] Awfully sorry about this. [the boy kicks him] Ow!
Well, at least you're here to help me with the- Wolf-Man! There he is! Get him!
Trick or- [screams as Dan begins to chase him]
Dan, stop! That's a yeti.
[Dan and Chris chase the little boy thinking he's the Wolf-Man]
Help me!
He's reverting to human form.
[as he sees Dan and Chris chase the little boy] Oh, right. I'm a cop. Hey!
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