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Dan Vs. · Season 1, Episode 1

Dan and Chris in “New Mexico”

Dan

[gets inside the truck] That's the last one.

Chris

[yawns] About time. I'm getting sleepy.

Dan

New Mexico, consider yourself fired. [he throws the lighter out of the truck, but it ends up on the truck's floor causing him and Chris to leave the truck, then the truck drives away itself to explode the hot air balloons]

Chris

Dan! Are you alright?

Dan

No! I just realized I threw away my good lighter.

Chris

You almost got us killed, and you're worried about a lighter?!

Dan

It was nice. I liked it.

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