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Private Joe Walker quotes from Dad's Army

Played by James Beck · 3 quotes

Private Joe Walker

Played by James Beck

Dad's Army · 34 quotes

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Dad's Army: in 3 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Mainwaring (2), Jones (2), Pike (2)

Scenes with Private Joe Walker 3

[First lines. The episode opens in present-day Britain, this being 1968, and a group of people are sitting round a table as one man, Arthur Wilson, makes an introductory speech]

And so... And so, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce our guest of honour - one of Walmington-on-Sea's most distinguished citizens. A man of many parts. A banker, soldier, magistrate, alderman and secretary of the Rotary Club. A good fellow all round. Ladies and gentlemen, Alderman George Mainwaring!

[Everyone claps their hands as George Mainwaring stands up]

Mr Chairman, Mr Town Clerk, ladies and gentlemen. When I was first invited to be guest of honour tonight at the launching of Walmington-on-Sea's I'm Backing Britain Campaign, I accepted without hesitation. After all, I have always backed Britain.

Hear, hear!

I got into the habit of it in 1940, but then we ALL backed Britain.

Hear, hear.

It was the darkest hour in our history. The odds were absurdly against us, but, young and old, we stood there, defiant, determined to survive, to recover and, finally, to win.

Walker

Hear, hear.

News was desperate, but our spirits were always high.

PPolish Officer

You're supposed to keep a look out like soldiers, not talk like old women. You will be reported for slacking - what are your names?

Jones, sir.

Pike, sir.

Walker

Smith.

Walker.

Walker

Oh, thanks very much.

PPolish Officer

It's no good you try and give me falsies.

[Inside the church hall, Captain Mainwaring and his men are continuing their lecture with tin cans and pieces of string]

Now, you're not going over when I say "over". So let's do it in turns, shall we? All my file will say it first, and then Wilson's file say it after. Right, one, two, three. [Speaks through his can] Over.

MOMen on Wilson's side

Over.

MOMen on Mainwaring's side

Over.

MOMen on Wilson's side

Over.

That's better.

I think I've got the hang of it, sir. Can I do it on my own?

We're not quite ready for that, Jones.

Oh, let me go solo, let me go solo sir.

Oh, very well.

Walker

This should be good.

[speaks through his tin] Hello, all stations. Charlie One. Hello, all stations. Charlie One. Report my signals, all stations. Charlie One. Over.

Walker

[off camera] Blimey.

That was very good, Jones.

Thank you, sir.

Excellent. You got that quite correct.

Thank you very much, sir. I bet they all thought I couldn't do that.

You did it beautiful.

Yeah, I'm not such a fool as I may think I am.

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