[Inside the church hall, Captain Mainwaring and his men are continuing their lecture with tin cans and pieces of string]
Now, you're not going over when I say "over". So let's do it in turns, shall we? All my file will say it first, and then Wilson's file say it after. Right, one, two, three. [Speaks through his can] Over.
Over.
Over.
Over.
That's better.
I think I've got the hang of it, sir. Can I do it on my own?
We're not quite ready for that, Jones.
Oh, let me go solo, let me go solo sir.
Oh, very well.
This should be good.
[speaks through his tin] Hello, all stations. Charlie One. Hello, all stations. Charlie One. Report my signals, all stations. Charlie One. Over.
[off camera] Blimey.
That was very good, Jones.
Thank you, sir.
Excellent. You got that quite correct.
Thank you very much, sir. I bet they all thought I couldn't do that.
You did it beautiful.
Yeah, I'm not such a fool as I may think I am.
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