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Vicar quotes from Dad's Army

4 quotes

7th most-quoted character in Dad's Army: in 4 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Mainwaring (2)

Lines by Vicar 2

VVicar

Mr Mainwaring, if you can do your blood-curdling bayonet practice in the middle of my responses, I can do my Jubilate in the middle of your inquiry!

[The Vicar is riding his bicycle along a country lane when Sergeant Wilson speeds past him on the motorbike, causing him to cycle into the grass beside the road. He then gets off his bicycle]

VVicar

Ooh, you silly man!

Scenes with Vicar 2

[Mainwaring has just received two phone calls informing him that Wilson has been made manager of the Eastgate branch and Wilson has been commissioned. Shortly afterwards the phone rings again]

Yes, Mainwaring here.

VVicar

Good Morning Mr. Mainwaring, Vicar here.

What are you going to tell me about Wilson; that he's been made Archbishop of Canterbury?

The Vicar has just joined the platoon, and Mainwaring is not happy about it.

VVicar

Could I stand by and watch my wife being raped by a Nazi? Finally I said to myself, no I couldn't.

But you're not married.

VVicar

I have a very vivid imagination.

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