Mr Mainwaring, if you can do your blood-curdling bayonet practice in the middle of my responses, I can do my Jubilate in the middle of your inquiry!
Vicar
Dad's Army · 34 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Dad's Army: in 4 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Mainwaring (2)
Lines by Vicar 2
[The Vicar is riding his bicycle along a country lane when Sergeant Wilson speeds past him on the motorbike, causing him to cycle into the grass beside the road. He then gets off his bicycle]
Ooh, you silly man!
Scenes with Vicar 2
[Mainwaring has just received two phone calls informing him that Wilson has been made manager of the Eastgate branch and Wilson has been commissioned. Shortly afterwards the phone rings again]
Yes, Mainwaring here.
Good Morning Mr. Mainwaring, Vicar here.
What are you going to tell me about Wilson; that he's been made Archbishop of Canterbury?
The Vicar has just joined the platoon, and Mainwaring is not happy about it.
Could I stand by and watch my wife being raped by a Nazi? Finally I said to myself, no I couldn't.
But you're not married.
I have a very vivid imagination.
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