Hey Lar, you ever hear of Denta Friend?
Denta Friend? No.
It's a new sonic toothbrush that would really get rid of your plaque.
What are you talking about, get rid of plaque. I don't have any plaque.
My cousin's hygienist told me you have plaque.
Your cousin's hygienist told you I have a lot of plaque?
What's the big deal? Plaque is not a serious disease.
First of all, number one I don't have any plaque...
(laughing)
Number two, she shouldn't be telling you, that's a breach of patient-hygienist confidentiality.
There is no patient-hygienist confidentiality.
You're so wrong.
It's unethical, not legally like a doctor or a lawyer, but its unethical is what he's saying.
It's totally unethical, and I don't have any plaque by the way, do i have an electric toothbrush?
He has an electric toothbrush.
How often do I floss?
At least twice a day.
Tell him I don't have any plaque, okay, did you tell him that?
You have plaque.
Do you wanna have a plaque contest with me Marty?
Let's have a plaque contest.
Anytime you want.
Anytime you want.
Fine, you want to?
Challenge me just like you do in golf.
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