[Larry and Cheryl spot a window with the view of the beach in their new house]
Oh my God, is that the ocean?
Eh, you get used to that in two days.
“The Car Salesman” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Larry David (5), Cheryl David (1), Richard Lewis (1)
BBarbara
You know, this morning, you're gonna love this, I saw a whale breach. I've never seen that here before, it's very rare!
Can you shoot the whales from the terrace?
BBarbara
What?
Because I like to have blubber for breakfast.
CCustomer
I heard that these SUVs, that they sometimes roll over rather easily.
Roll over? Are you kidding? Look at this thing. Look at it.
[starts rocking the SUV causing the alarm to go off]
CCustomer
Jesus Christ.
DDana
I notice this is a GT and the brochure says there's a model called the GTS. Now what is the difference between the GT and the GTS?
OK, the GTS is "guaranteed tremendous safety."
DDana
So, without the "S," it's just "guaranteed tremendous"?
You just cost me a customer!
I cost you a customer?! What are you, fucking Willy Loman?!
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