Dr. Grambs, this is my friend, Larry David.
Hi, how you doing?
He's my dermatologist.
Really?
Yeah, for what, fifteen years already?
Even with the whole affirmative action thing?
“Affirmative Action” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Larry David (3), Cheryl David (2), Richard Lewis (1)
Why don't we just call your doctor?
You can't call my doctor on the weekends, unless it's a life threatening emergency.
What?
Yeah, if you call his machine, it'll tell you you can't page him.
You called up and that's what it said?
Yeah.
That is obscene, you know that? [imitating the doctor] "Can't disturb the doctor on the weekend! Don't call the Dr. Zeppler on the weekend unless it's life-threatening!"
OK, OK.
[imitates the doctor's wife] "Norman, is someone calling? Who's calling? We're in the middle of dinner, Norman!"
Larry...
"This better be life-threatening or you're not gonna leave this house!"
Larry, please. I'm begging you.
"Norman! Unless they were burned in a fire I don't want you getting up from your chair. Do you understand, Norman?"
[after figuring out the navigation system for his car]
I can't wait to call my parents. They are gonna be so proud of me! When I tell my father I figured out out that navigation system, he's gonna flip his wig! And he's got one too!
Can we turn on the radio?
Oh, he's gonna be very proud of Larry figuring out the navigation system!
Please.
"Daddy, I'm not so stupid!"
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