Why don't we just call your doctor?
You can't call my doctor on the weekends, unless it's a life threatening emergency.
What?
Yeah, if you call his machine, it'll tell you you can't page him.
You called up and that's what it said?
Yeah.
That is obscene, you know that? [imitating the doctor] "Can't disturb the doctor on the weekend! Don't call the Dr. Zeppler on the weekend unless it's life-threatening!"
OK, OK.
[imitates the doctor's wife] "Norman, is someone calling? Who's calling? We're in the middle of dinner, Norman!"
Larry...
"This better be life-threatening or you're not gonna leave this house!"
Larry, please. I'm begging you.
"Norman! Unless they were burned in a fire I don't want you getting up from your chair. Do you understand, Norman?"
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