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Det. Mac Taylor: Do you remember your first collar?
Detective Stella Bonasera: Oh, yeah. [Stella snickers] A shoplifter on 43rd and Eigth Avenue. This guy took one of those "I Love New York" t-shirts from the souvenir shop. It was the proudest moment in my life. [Stella laughs] Two days later, I arrested him again in the same store.

Det. Mac Taylor: [smirks] You know, I think I'm getting the hang of this politics stuff.

Detective Danny Messer: [goes over to her as she puts on a bulletproof-vest] What do you think you're doin'?
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Danny, I'll be fine.
Detective Danny Messer: We have undercovers who can do this, all right? It's not our job
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Well, it is now. We're out of time. You heard what she said, if we don't get in there in four minutes, her friend dies

Detective Danny Messer: [voiceover] Montana, don't freak out. Although I'm sure you already have. We're trading shifts. I got you covered. Enjoy your snow day. D

Detective Danny Messer: Colin Flynn?
Colin Flynn: Yeah, that's me.
Detective Danny Messer: NYPD, we got a couple of questions for you, alright?
Colin Flynn: Do I have to answer?
Detective Don Flack: I'm a cop, not a lawyer... but yeah, you do.
[Stella and Hawkes walk into Mac's office]

Detective Danny Messer: Get outta here, these are real stones?
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Uh huh, and I'm thinking this chain was attached, which makes this roach jewelry, or a pet, or a jeweled pet.
Detective Danny Messer: Or roach-broche.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Hey, it could be the next big thing.

Detective Danny Messer: Go with your instincts.

Detective Danny Messer: So this is where they store the million-dollar grape juice, huh?

Detective Danny Messer: That's impressive. It's not a butterfly, but it's impressive.

Detective Danny Messer: [Finds a design on the victim's underwear] SG? What the hell does that stand for?
Adam Ross: I know what SG stands for. Yeah, I, uh, used to date one of them and uh, phew, yeah she kind of broke my heart. It was a long time ago.
Detective Danny Messer: Nevermind, nevermind. What's this mean?
Adam Ross: Oh, uh, she's a Suicide Girl.

Detective Danny Messer: [Shocked] You killed him over a cockroach?
...
Detective Danny Messer: [after the bus-boy's empassioned speech about cockroaches] So...So you killed a guy...over a cockroach?

Detective Danny Messer: [throws his hands in the air] Why do I even bother if you already know the answer Mac?
[after Rupert has said that he loved the victim]

Detective Don Flack: I thought this was your night off.
Detective Mac Taylor: [referring to Peyton at another crime scene] My dinner date dumped me for a dead body.

Detective Don Flack: I'm so glad that figuring this stuff out, is your job.
[describing the woman he saw]

Detective Don Flack: I've been the resident Larry Bird five years running.
[their victim's mother has arrived]