CSI: NY quotes

0 total quotes



Danny: You hungry?
Aiden: Yeah
Danny: Grab a bite to eat?
[Aiden nods]
Danny: I'll drive. Put you on the hood?
Aiden: [she smacks his arm] Put you on the hood.
[Danny laughs]

Danny: You take the bottom. I'll take the top.
Aiden: I like being on top.
Danny: What? You getting freaky with me because we got the bondage case?

Delroy: I can't feel my ribs!
Aiden Burn: Oh, you will soon, and it's gonna hurt like a bastard.

Det. Don Flack: I heard the shot all the way from Sixth Avenue. It shook the windows in my squad car.

Det. Don Flack: What do you need roofies for, anyway?
Tony Garcia: I have a sleep disorder.
Det. Don Flack: You provide security. It's your job to stay awake.

Det. Mac Taylor: Once Steve came out of the bathroom, it all would have gone down as you planned it. Except something happened: I walked in. You may be an expert on the manipulation of bistable colorstaric crystals, but you wouldn't know a police officer if one walked right by you. Clark made me the second I walked in.
Season 2

Det. Mac Taylor: So she came in with the sheets? Where'd they come from?
Det. Don Flack: Hotels. Don't worry there's only about seventy thousand hotels in this town.

Det. Mac Taylor: Somebody went to a lot of trouble to file those serial numbers off.
Aiden Burn: And I went to a lot of trouble to acid etch them back on.

Det. Stella Bonasera: [disgusted] Pedestrian rage. Why do I even ask?
[at that moment, a bike messenger speeds by, giving little warning, almost running Stella over]

Det. Stella Bonasera: Uh-oh.
Detective Mac Taylor: What?
[they stop walking]

Det. Stella Bonasera: You hear that?
Detective Mac Taylor: Hear what?
Det. Stella Bonasera: It's your mind racing again.

Det. Vicaro: [to Aiden and Danny who have just arrived at the crime scene] Hey, do you guys want to identify yourselves?
Danny Messer: Excuse me?
Det. Vicaro: I'm not recognizing faces, do you want to identify yourselves?
Danny Messer: Who are you the crime scene troll? You want us to identify ourselves, you see the kits, you know who we are.

Detective Aiden Burn: Give me your hands.
Shaun Deroy: What's the magic word?
Detective Aiden Burn: Hands!
Shaun Deroy: I wonder how much damage I could do in the two seconds it would take that guard to get in here.
Detective Aiden Burn: Palms up!
Shaun Deroy: I believe I asked you a question.
Detective Aiden Burn: And I'm tellin' you to step back!
Shaun Deroy: Why don't you make...
[Aiden tasers him]

Detective Don Flack: Gotta wear a mask to a bank robbery. It's a rule.

Detective Don Flack: Well, I'm never going to get a better eyewitness account than this. What did you see?
[Mac is out on his first "date" since his wife died]