TV show quotes
Why did Officer Cooper have your weapon?
I was the only one carrying.
It was three men that jumped you?
That's right, three of them. Foley and Cates, they start fighting with them. Vic pulls out a nickel-plated revolver.
Well, you didn't see that, Danny... you were unconscious.
That's what my people are saying.
I see what this is. It's an officer-involved shooting, talking three-ring circus... those cops are the main attraction, right?
Not just them. You're their supervisor. You were in the bar. Somebody got shot. The gun is missing. Bosses will want someone to answer. You're the one with the stripes, Danny. Get ready.
GSR field test came back positive.
Means the victim had a gun.
Maybe. Officer Cooper told Danny that she checked the victim's vitals after shooting him.
Maybe the GSR transferred from her hands to his.
They all had their stories straight. Just like they rehearsed it.
Makes sense. They'll be under so much scrutiny, one little detail's off and they're all screwed.
So we got no witnesses, no gun. There's four off-duty cops and a dead civilian.
[after getting Sam a job in the NYPD]: That's what siblings do, they look out. Good times and bad.
Sometimes nepotism is a good thing.
We're canvassing the area.
Expecting the dead to speak?
For the murder weapon.
Flack, what are we looking at?
A parent's worst nightmare. Victim throws a party while mom and dad are out of town. Someone spills their drink on the new carpet.
Flack, how does this happen?
Starts out as a group of high school juniors getting a buzz on. The party goes viral. Jumps to 700 in under two hours. Welcome to the end of the world as we know it.
50 kids jumping up and down. Whoever the morons were decided to add a table should have known that was a bad idea.
Criminal court judge assassinated in front of a sequestered jury, right under the nose of a half a dozen cops.
Brazen son of a bitch.
Triple murder in front of this bakery a year ago.
Markov... he's like the Sammy the Bull of Russian organized crime. That's why we got a dozen bodies on him.
Looks like it just went to a baker's dozen.
(Processing a bicycle) Hey, so what do you think of this fancy getaway vehicle?
Doesn't exactly seem like the expected mode of travel for a Russian hit man.
Any comment on your number two, Jo Danville, dropping the ball on the original D.C. rape case?
The FBI lab tech who mishandled the evidence blew the case. As for Jo Danville, I'll take her courage and integrity over official misconduct every time.
Has she been excluded from the New York case because of political pressure from Senator Matthews?
The decisions I make have nothing to do with political pressure from anyone. I do what's best for the case. And what's best in this case is Jo Danville sits this one out.
Did you come here to gloat?
I wish I could gloat. I wish I could take great pleasure in seeing you sit here in this cell. But that would be at the expense of Ali Rand and the horrible way you made her suffer. My pleasure will have to wait until I hear the guilty verdict read at your trial.
I wouldn't be so quick to convict me... just yet.
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