CSI: NY quotes

Jo Danville

Hey.

Mac Taylor

[Looks at his watch] What are you doing here?

Jo Danville

Forgot my homework. Left myself a post it so I wouldn't forget on my desk. Of course, I forgot.

Mac Taylor

On your desk?

Jo Danville

Ok, thank you, yes, it's a mess, you know.

Mac Taylor

Huh... How'd it go? [About Ellie]

Jo Danville

oh, it didn't. Ellie changed her mind.

Mac Taylor

Teenagers.

Jo Danville

Yep, that about sums it up. Mac you need to get married and have kids so I don't have to go through all these challenges alone.

Mac Taylor

Have you lost your mind?

Jo Danville

Yeah, don't get married, just adopt a child. [Mac laughs] Children are wonderful.

Mac Taylor

Misery really loves company, huh?

Jo Danville

You'd make a great father.

Mac Taylor

Jo, stop.

Jo Danville

didn't you ever think about being a grandfather?

Mac Taylor

Hey, if I buy you a burger and beer will you stop talking?

Jo Danville

Done. You know I have a weakness for food. Lets get a juicy, greasy hamburger, with a light beer.

Jo Danville

You would make a great father.

Mac Taylor

Jo...

Adam Ross

Hey Mac, if a bird spits on you do you think it's the same good luck as whe-

Mac Taylor

Figure it out, Adam.

Danny Messer

What about that feast that we brought you in bed?

Danny Messer

Two? Really?...Whoa, I'll get you something tasty when we're done [Crime scene]

Lindsay Monroe

I want a bowl of grits, two eggs over medium, sausage and wheat toast with a lot of butter from that soul food place in Bleaker. And, I want a double cheese burger with large fries, and a cream super float from that place in Madison Square park.

Danny Messer

[Snorts, starts walking away] That's it... [Stops, looks back questioningly]

Lindsay Monroe

I'm not pregnant. I'm just hungry.

I'm throwing a party and was wondering if you wanted to come by.

Sheldon Hawkes

Babe, didn't we almost just die?

Why do you think I'm throwing a party?

Jo Danville

So all this time we've been looking at food trucks we should have been focusing on fine dining.

Mac Taylor

Let's go see if murder is on the menu.

Mac Taylor

Will you be giving me milk and cookies and singing a lullaby?

Lullaby thing's a bit weird...but milk and cookies can happen. [Grins]

Let's go.

What are you after?

Justice.

Mac Taylor

You want to kill me, Harris? Kill me. Here I am. Make a move.

Then there wouldn't be any surprises. Where's the fun in that?

Mac Taylor

You always walked the line, Bill, but I never thought you'd cross it.

Not a day went by that I didn't think of turning myself in.

Mac Taylor

But you didn't

It wouldn't have made a difference.

Mac Taylor

It would have to me.

Day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought about turning myself in.

Mac Taylor

But you never did.

It wouldn't have made a difference.

Mac Taylor

It would have to me.

Jo Danville

Danny, check your schedule. You'll receive a 'must appear' for Wednesday.

Sheldon Hawkes

I can cover your cases for you if you have any deadlines.

Danny Messer

Ah, thanks, Doc (To Lindsay) You weren't even gonna offer, were you?

Lindsay Monroe

Solve your own damn cases.

Adam Ross

I can't wait to get married.

Jo Danville

Okay, what's going on, Mac? I know you better than you think. Something's up. What suddenly compelled you to investigate a robbery at a bodega on Austin and 123rd?

Mac Taylor

I'm the head of the Crime Lab, Jo. I think that more or less entitles me to re-evaluate any case I want, whenever I want.

Jo Danville

Fine. I have no problem with that. But I'm your colleague and friend and I think that more or less entitles me to ask why.

Jo Danville

You know, you're going old school with that string. You'd be amazed at what computers can do nowadays.

Mac Taylor

It's an old case. Old habits.