I could make this all much easier. I could just ask Kevin over dinner if he happened to kill his bird and his friend.
And ruin all the fun?
S6 E22Point of View
S6 E23Vacation Getaway
I'm facts, he's science.
(Reading from the newspaper) It all started when Casey's brother hung himself in prison, after being convicted of allegedly robbing a bar and killing the bartender... (drops the newspaper) Allegedly, no, no, he killed a guy.
You want to know what tomorrow's headline is going to be? Woman allegedly kills her husband for not helping with the laundry. Come on we were supposed to leave an hour ago.
(Talking to Lucy) You see how your mommy talks to me? I'm pretty sure the beach isn't going anywhere, is it?
(Talking to LIndsay) You think you can get away with that?
Killing you? Absolutely.
You're that confident with your crime scene clean up skills?
Oh, who said I would clean up anything?
Oh, of course, you wouldn't leave anything behind right?
No, I would leave everything behind. Including me.
Oh, so you're going with self defense.
(Talking to Lucy) She's going with self defense.
You were in here folding laundry, I came in with Lucy to tell you that I was leaving you.
(Talking to Lucy)(Sarcastically) Leaving me.
The love was gone. We stopped having sex when your impotence problem and your temper became too much for me to handle. So, I said good bye, I turned, and you grabbed me from behind.. It was awful. I mean he had gotten angry before, but never like that Officer. The rage in his eyes...he started choking me, and I was gasping for air. I grabbed the vase and... hit him over the head with it. (Covers her mouth with her hand)
[Danny makes a not bad face to Lucy]
I would be out of the Precinct by Noon.
I'm genuinly frightened. I don't want to go on this vacation
[Lindsay starts to laugh and throws a pile of clothes at him]
Pack
NNicky
What do you want from me, Flack? It's like I told you, I'm standing on the corner when I see the guy. He's staring right at me. I'm thinking 'you got to be kidding me? That's the guy.' He gives me one of these stupid grins, he books, I chase after him, I call it in. Five minutes later, you're right behind me.
Casey's just walking down the street?
NNicky
Yeah.
And what? He's wearing a shirt that says 'I just escaped from Pennsylvania State Prison, and I all got was this lousy T-shirt?'
[Reading from the newspaper] Apparently, the killing spree started when his brother, Ian Casey, hung himself in his jail cell, after being convicted of murder in 2006. Ian Casey allegedly robbed a bar, killing the bartender... [drops the newspaper] Allegedly? No, no, he killed a guy.
You want to know what tomorrow's headline is going to be? Woman allegedly kills her husband for not helping with the laundry. Come on we were supposed to leave an hour ago!
[To Lucy] You see how your mommy talks to me? I'm pretty sure the beach isn't going anywhere, is it? [To Lindsay] You think you can get away with that?
Killing you?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
You're that confident with your crime scene clean up skills?
Oh, who said I would clean up anything?
(sarcastically) Oh, of course, you wouldn't leave anything behind right?
No, I would leave everything behind. Including me. I wouldn't flee.
Self defence?! [to Lucy] So she's going with self defense.
You were in here folding laundry. I came in with Lucy to tell you I was leaving you.
[Sarcastically to Lucy] Leaving me.
The love was gone. We'd stopped having sex when your impotence problem and your temper became too much for me to handle. So, I said good bye, and I turned, and you grabbed me from behind. It was awful. [mock welling up] I mean he had gotten angry before, but never like that officer. The rage in his eyes... he started choking me, and I was gasping for air. And I grabbed the vase and I hit him over the head with it. [normally] I'd be out of the precinct by noon.
I'm genuinely frightened. I don't want to go on this vacation
[starts to laugh and throws a pile of clothes at him] Pack!
[grabbing her camera] OK! Hold on a second, let me take a picture!
[shocked] In the car? We're 100 yards from the ocean!
I told my mom I'd take a lot of pictures. Besides, relax. We're not on a shift. We're on vacation.
What?
I can just see you when you're 60. "Come on, we're only a hundred yards from the ocean."
S7 E1The 34th Floor
(about finding the dead girl upon her arrival at the crime lab) My first thought was, "It's a practical joke. You know? Welcome to the New York Crime Lab."
We usually sabotage a pair of latex gloves or have a tech pose as a dead body in autopsy, then suddenly pop to life, but murder? Not our style.
Good to know.
(joining Lindsay on the roof) Thought I'd find you up here. Is this your new spot?
Did I have an old one?
(hugging her) Yes, you did... right here.
I'm not breaking any rules. I'm trying to create new ones.
Hi. I'm Jo Danville. I'm your new crime scene investigator. And this young women is dead.
I thought the NY Crime Lab had a BYOB policy. [Danny and Sheldon look confused]. Bring your own body. [Boys laugh]
(on the phone) Hey, what's up? No. No. Because I said so. No, no. Absolutely not. Because I (looking at Mac, a bit embarrassed) said so. I love you, too.
Was that your son?
No, my momma.
I guess I was under the impression the NY Crime Lab was BYOB. [Danny and Sheldon look confused]. Bring your own body. [Boys laugh]
Hello Josephine.
Jo.
Huh, really? It's not what it says in your file.
S7 E2Unfriendly Chat
Mac! You gotta come back to the lab.
What? Why?
Because... because I think I just saw a woman get murdered.
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