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S6 E14Sanguine Love

Billy James?

BJBilly James

I take it you guys don't want NYPD tattoed on your forearms.

[After finding out about the Vampire Theory]

That's a relief.

What?

She's got a bed.

What'd you think? She had a coffin? [Looking at photographs] She had a nice eye. Obviously put a lot of time into these photographs.

[Checking a bookcase]

Oh! She obviously put a lot of time into some interesting reading habits as well. [Found several books related to vampires] The awakening, Confessions of a Vampire.

Are you serious? How does one get involved in this? I mean, when do you have that moment of deciding: I wanna suck someone elses blood off?

I don't know. Whatever happened to kids playing stickball and manhunt?

Yeah, Yeah. Suddenly, its... eh... being pale, and skinny, and having sharp teeth and great hair. That's the way to go.

S6 E15The Formula

[Adam Lindsay and Danny in the garage, putting together a burnt race car]

Somebody did a bad thing to a good fencooler.

You a racing fan?

Anything that rips it up 200 miles an hour, you gotta respect.

Haha...that's my girl. You grow up in Montana and you love race cars.

LLinds

Maybe stop cars, but open wheel...that's a whole different thing.

I know what you mean. Paddle-shift versus stick, front rear wings and you have the whole LCD steering wheel that you basically need an engineering degree to operate.

You race?

Playstation.

[Lindsay laughs]

Those games are very realistic.

All right, Speed Racer, calm down.

[Danny, Lindsay, and Adam showing Mac their findings]

So is this thing a beauty or what?

Every single piece is accounted for following the specs and the burn pattern.

Great work.

We checked the area behind the cockpit right here, Mac and this is where we discovered our mystery generator was located.

We checked with the racing coalition, and it's called a V.I.C engine.

Velocity Injection Chamber. I've read about it. It's a nasty piece of work, but it's still experimental, not every team is using it.

That's why it wasn't in the specs. It isn't part of the formula yet.

Might be the future if hybrid engines though. It recycles wasted energy. (He explains how it works) Instant turbo-boost right at your fingertips. Press the button and...

Boom!

[Everyone looks at him]

(mumbles) Sorry, that was...that was your moment...I thought you were gonna...boom...nothing.

Maybe it's me, but I don't get it. You get 80 laps jammed into that tiny car; 10 second pit stops... Where do you go to the bathroom?

You don't wanna know.

S6 E16Uncertainty Rules

How you feeling?

Guilty. Like... this is all my fault. My best friends are all dead because of me.

That's not true, James. This is life. It throws things at you. Some good, some bad. No one could have predicted what happened, not even if you're Albert Einstein.

GGGerald Gordon

Strangest thing. Came out of nowhere.

The lamppost? The lamppost came out of nowhere?

GGGerald Gordon

Right.

They have a tendency to do that when you're driving up on the sidewalk.

Why'd you do it?

CMCalvin Moore

Why do you think?

For the money.

CMCalvin Moore

You bet your ass money.

How much money you get?

CMCalvin Moore

A grand.

A grand? You did this for a grand?

CMCalvin Moore

Yeah. It was the easiest money I ever made.

(Flack and Danny look between each other questionably)

What are you talking about?

CMCalvin Moore

What are you talking about?

We're talking about a quadruple homicide that apparently you committed last night.

CMCalvin Moore

That I committed?

Yeah. That's what it sounds like.

What's happening to me?

You took LSD.

No. No. No. No. I...

Listen to me, James. You're experiencing hallucinations, heightened anxiety, intense paranoia.

I wouldn't have done that. I... I... I...

Your friends took it, too. It was your 21st birthday. You were probably doing a lot of things you hadn't done before.

The hotel manager said that the girls did not check in with them.

So the guys either met them at some point that night and they all went back to the hotel to continue the party.

Right, or they were the party. Hired to, erm, blow out the birthday boy's candle

[In interrogation the first time]

Clowns?! That's what you're going with... clowns? That's your official story?

They were trying to kill me.

Oh, so they're the "homicidal on the inside" kind of clowns. Well, hang on a second while I put out an APB for two guys with frizzy pink hair and big red noses!

S6 E17Pot of Gold

Danny [to Lindsay as she is looking into a microscope]: Whatcha gawking at?

We've got an impact mark. [Checks with the scanner] Hey Mac. Take a look at this.

That's pure gold.

I can top that. Just found this, in his shoe print.

Four leaf clover?

Natural genetic mutation. There's only one for every ten thousand three leaf clover.

Hang on a second. Gold, four leaf clover, right before St. Patricks Day? Where the hell are we, at the end of the rainbow? [Stella chuckles]

I'll tell you this much, neither one of these guys had the luck of the irish.

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