Yo! NYPD.
Why does that never work?
“The Lady in the Lake” · Season 9, Episode 6
In this episode: Mac Taylor (17), Adam Ross (16), Jo Danville (15), Dee (7), Don Flack (6), Karma (5), Joseph Skiver (4), Danny Messer (3)
I'm not holding, man. Search me all you want.
Here's something you've never heard a cop say: I'm gonna take your word for it.
Assault, fraud, burglary, possession of meth, trafficking in meth, trafficking in proscribed wildlife.
Proscribed wildlife?
I'm diversifying.
How about murder?
Yeah, stick it all on me. I'm a pincushion, baby. Just for giggles, who'd I kill?
How'd you cut your hand?
Are you kidding me? I would never...
That's not the answer I'm looking for, Skiver.
Uh... it's a bite, feeding the toucan. Those things are nasty.
Thought you were going to come up with something lame.
She was going out?
Yeah. With Richie Rich. The boyfriend.
A toucan? Really?
Had a cousin that worked with birds. They can be vicious.
Who catalogs every plant in Central Park?
I'm guessing single guy, no kids.
You ever see me rip up a check for 50 grand, do me a favor and shoot me.
Consider it done.
(About a case resembling Cinderella story) It does connect to Ashley Braden. I filled in the missing letters. Fits like a glass slipper, no?
So did the prince do it or not?
DDee
Even if he did the crime, he won't be doing the time.
Whoa, my story, my moral.
Do you believe in luck?
Well, uh, Seneca said: luck is the intersection of preparation and opportunity.
Well, then opportunity just knocked.
(To Lindsay, after one of her demonstrations) That's brains, not luck.
DDee
You heard aliens talking?
You know, who knows? I don't even know if they have mouths. All I know for sure is that it's some form of communication. Sounds waves from the middle of the spaceship. Which means I've discovered first contact. Boo-yah.
So the princess and the prince get killed?
No, he wasn't killed. He just was in no shape to talk
(About the piece of spaceship) Do you know what this could do?
Uh, protect a tabletop from a wet drink.
Launch an industry, okay? Graphic novels, tv series, movie, theme parks, restaurants. I already got a name for it. Area 52. The A and the R are capitalized, because...
Oh, Adam Ross.
What up?
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