Adam Ross quotes from CSI: NY

Adam

Since this is a ground floor startup, I'm willing to give you, Sid, 49% for only $284,000, yeah.

Sid

Do... dollars? Uh, well, that sounds like a bargain.

Adam

You know, you'd be part of all major decisions. I'd love to hear your business advice but of course, at the end of the day, someone has to have the final say.

Sid

I understand. In fact, I already have some advice.

Adam

Great, shoot. What?

Sid

Don't pitch this to anyone who can fire you.

Jo

You find any spaceships?

Adam

That's very funny, Jo. That's real funny.

Adam

Jo, somebody stole the car. Somebody stole the Avalanche. Mac is gonna kill me!

Jo

Oh, Adam, you're brilliant. We got a name: DiBello. Taxi!

Adam

That's great. I can handle this. Yeah, you go. I'll handle this... and my funeral arrangements.

Whoa, that prince's old lady is cold.

Is she gonna fry?

Adam

No, they don't fry people in New York, but she is gonna go away for a very, very long time.

What about the end of the spaceship story?

Adam

Well, that's all I got for right now. I tell you what? This story is just beginning.

Cool.

Mac

They found the avalanche.

Adam

Oh, great. Where?

Mac

Impound. You parked in the red zone. Next time, put the placard in the window.

Mac

Martian probe launched by the Russians in 1988. They lost track of it, but... looks like one piece of it found its way back home.

Adam

Yeah. Animal sounds, car horns, the word earth recorded in 37 different languages, 1988's top ten hits. This was Russia's interplanetary greeting card.

Adam

Messer, you got to do me a favor and tell your wife to back off, okay? 'Cause I didn't do it. Okay, and I don't like being accused of things I didn't do when I didn't do it because I didn't do it, okay?

Danny

That make any sense to you?

Hawkes

Yeah, he didn't do it.

Adam

Jack goes to the driving range. Means the deal is going to go down at the driving range, most likely Chelsea Piers.

Jo

Okay.

Adam

Buys a bucket of 312 balls. I mean nobody buys a bucket of 312 balls. Your arm would fall off. So, the deal is going to go down at 3:12. If Jack hits 78 balls in an hour, how many hours will it take for him to hit all 312?

Jo

Okay, well, all right. So, the answer... don't tell me. The answer is 312 divided by 78. Four.

Adam

There you go. That means this person wants four pills.

Jo

Got something, Adam?

Adam

Well, yeah, besides nightmares for the next three weeks.

Michelle Rhodes

This isn't gonna work out.

Adam

What?

Michelle Rhodes

It's been a fun few months and you're cute and all and... mildly intellectually stimulating, but if you're gonna insist on being a morning person... then...

Adam

(Laughs) Oh, way to give a guy a heart attack.

Michelle Rhodes

(Both chuckle and kiss)

Adam

I would actually love to stimulate you with my mild intellect, but, uh... (They kiss) Uh... Oh, I can't believe I'm saying this right now. I-I gotta go. You have no idea how much I hate myself (They kiss) No idea.

Michelle Rhodes

Where are you going?

Adam

Um, Hyperion House. It's... it's a nursing home that I sometimes volunteer at.

Michelle Rhodes

Okay, now I'm overcome with regret. I knew you were one of the good ones.

Adam

You know that kid?

Charles Ross

I thought maybe it was my son. I don't know why. He never visits. I wouldn't either, I guess. Place is disgusting. You're a good brother, Brian.

Adam

I'm...

Charles Ross

No one else visits me, just you.

Charles Ross

You're behind this, aren't you, Adam? I should have known! Always trying to ruin things for me!

Adam

You know who I am?

Charles Ross

Of course I do.

Adam

Look, I got a call from the cops saying they found you. I'm just gonna take you home.

Charles Ross

That's where I was trying to go before you had me hauled off. You did this!

Adam

I didn't do anything!

Michelle Rhodes

What's going on? Is that guy okay?

Adam

Yeah. No. My dad has Alzheimer's.

Michelle Rhodes

What did you say?

Adam

He's my dad.