Jo Danville quotes from CSI: NY

Adam

Jo, somebody stole the car. Somebody stole the Avalanche. Mac is gonna kill me!

Jo

Oh, Adam, you're brilliant. We got a name: DiBello. Taxi!

Adam

That's great. I can handle this. Yeah, you go. I'll handle this... and my funeral arrangements.

Hawkes

Petechial hemorrhaging. C.O.D.'s most likely asphyxiation.

You needed an exam for that? She was hung up by a rope.

Jo

We're not sure the rope killed her.

Mac

Someone's playing a game with us. Mrs. White. Conservatory. With a rope.

Lindsay

Lisa Weston had red hair, and she was killed in Hell's Kitchen with a revolver.

Jo

Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the revolver.

Lindsay

Holy crap.

Mac

It's Clue.

Jo

Oh, let me guess. Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

Danny

That's close. It's actually: 'where my party, p-party, party, p-party people at?' It's Nelly.

Jo

That would have been my second guess.

I've had better weeks. Luckily, I have this to keep my mind off of it.

Jo

Well, I'm going to need your mind to think about it just for a few more moments.

Adam

Jack goes to the driving range. Means the deal is going to go down at the driving range, most likely Chelsea Piers.

Jo

Okay.

Adam

Buys a bucket of 312 balls. I mean nobody buys a bucket of 312 balls. Your arm would fall off. So, the deal is going to go down at 3:12. If Jack hits 78 balls in an hour, how many hours will it take for him to hit all 312?

Jo

Okay, well, all right. So, the answer... don't tell me. The answer is 312 divided by 78. Four.

Adam

There you go. That means this person wants four pills.

Jo

Why are you taking it? Such a smart girl.

Because it works. B-pluses don't cut it anymore. Not when you're trying to get into the top schools. Dextro makes you focus, study longer. It works.

Check out the prison ink. Our boy has gang ties. 41-6-12 stands for D.P.L.

Mac

Dios, Patria, Libertad. God, Fatherland, Liberty.

Jo

The Dominican National Motto.

Nobody loves a good dismemberment like the Latin street crews.

Hawkes

(Removing evidence from a body) Sid, take a look at this.

Sid

Well, whatever it is, that's certainly a unique shade of green.

Jo

Not one of Mother Nature's own?

Sid

Oh, perfect timing, Jo. Uh, there's lots to tell you.

Jo

Well, start by telling me how our victim ended up in two pieces.

Jo

This man was cut in half by a chain saw.

Sid

Even more disturbing, the rawness of the surrounding flesh suggests that our victim was still alive when the sawing began.

Hawkes

Fortunately, the shock and massive blood loss wouldn't have kept him that way for very long.

Jo

Got something, Adam?

Adam

Well, yeah, besides nightmares for the next three weeks.

Ten grand was taken off of our vic.

Jo

So he was robbed.

Yeah, kinda.

Jo

How do you kinda rob someone?

You leave $5,328 behind.

Hawkes

Hey, Jo. Turns out you were right.

Jo

Oh, I love those three words.

Jo

Cotton, indigo, foil, boric acid. Trace that Sid collected from the wound of our vic.

Hawkes

Okay. Uh, cotton and indigo... sounds like denim. Foil... but boric acid?

Jo

Okay, usually used as an antiseptic, insecticide, flame-retardant, lubricant.

Hawkes

Any number of things.

Jo

(Joking) Uh! I expected so much more from you.