Jo Danville quotes from CSI: NY

Adam

What kind of person gives that type of coin away to someone they don't even know?

Jo

Somebody who wants to feel good, I would imagine.

Adam

You know, the most free money I ever got was $1.75 in extra change from that vending machine.

Jo

You should give it back.

Adam

Seriously?

Jo

Absolutely.

Jo

Looks like a busy day down here.

Sid

That's what I get for taking yesterday off.

Jo

Well, I hope you spent it at least relaxing.

Sid

I think I stopped relaxing during my first year of med school.

Adam

(About Michelle) She's just so beautiful.

Jo

I can see that.

Adam

I know, but have you ever met someone that just makes you completely forget about everything in your life before you met them?

Hawkes

Justin VanderHeyden printed a gun.

Jo

He what?

Hawkes

Yeah. It's called 3-D metal printing, and it works just like any ordinary printer, but instead of using ink to produce an image...

Mac

It uses powdered metals.

Hawkes

Yes. Mixed with steel epoxy resin to create multiple layers of a three-dimensional object.

Jo

Okay, I'm not sure I even want to try to wrap my brain around that.

Jo

You've got to be kidding me.

Hawkes

I wish I was. It's your basic .38, printed whole, with all moving parts.

Mac

Guns are dangerous enough in the wrong hands. Now we have to worry about people being able to print them at home.

Hawkes

Without a permit.

Mac

This is one I almost wish you hadn't figured out.

Jo

Well, you know what they say? Every act of creation is an act of destruction.

Danny

Oh, so that's the Guardian Angel.

Jo

So he says.

Danny

Yeah, ten million bucks is chump change for that guy.

Adam

Yeah, right? He probably spends that on hair gel.

Jo

Manny Hinde slept with your wife Molly while you were in prison.

How the hell do you know that?

Mac

Once we found out who you were, your parole officer was happy to tell us who your wife is. Turns out that Molly had heard one of Hinde's radio commercials, and so, she went to him for one of those quickie divorces right after you got locked up.

Jo

But it turned out to be much more than just a quickie, didn't it?

Jo

Your plan kind of... backfired on you, didn't it?

That stupid kid. Half-assed gun. That... cheating son of a bitch messing around with my wife. If you ask me... they both had it coming.

Mac

No, Mr. Lewis. But you certainly do.

Jo

What do we do with Justin's printer?

Mac

We'll have it sent over to the Brooklyn University of Science after Lewis is convicted.

Jo

And his software?

Mac

Good or bad, you can't stop ideas. Sooner or later, I'm sure that somebody else will figure out how to print a gun. But until they do, I think we should just keep that info to ourselves.

Jo

If you had a million dollars to spend, would you ever give your money to a total stranger?

Mac

Don't tell me you're caught up in this whole Guardian Angel story. Richard Kemp is about as see-through as the hot air coming out of his mouth.

Mac

You got a bead on the real Guardian Angel?

Jo

Maybe.

Mac

Well, you gonna tell me?

Jo

Nope.

Jo

Should I call you the Guardian Angel?

Sid

I should've worn gloves, but I didn't exactly think I was committing a crime.

Jo

Well, you weren't. Still, I couldn't help trying to figure out why you would be giving $10 million of your hard earned patent money to complete and total strangers. Until I realized that all these people had lost someone they loved. Somebody whose autopsies were on your table.

Sid

What are you, a detective or something?

Sid

More than anything else, I wanted to reassure those people that somebody out there still understands there's always more than one victim in a crime.

Jo

Sid, I can't imagine how you've changed these people's lives.

Sid

Well...

Jo

But do you really want to give away all your money?

Sid

Well, it's like they always say, you can't take it with you.