Jo Danville quotes from CSI: NY

Jo

I'm sure there's still a lot of people in this neighborhood who'd love to see him dead.

Lindsay

Probably most of all Tommy's parents.

Jo

I'm curious to hear how they'd take the news of his murder.

Jamie Lovato

That's if it's news to them at all.

Danny

You think Tommy's father might have actually killed Milner himself?

Jo

Milner shows up in the neighborhood at the 20th anniversary of his kid's death. Certainly has motive.

Jo

I'm not quite sure how to say this, and I might be overstepping my bounds.

Mac

But you're gonna say it anyway.

Jo

I am. You've been back to work for over a month. And I've been going through Leonard Brooks' arson case, prepping for court. There were 200 reports in that folder, and not one of them has been written by you. And every court date you've had, you've had someone else take your notes and testify. That's just not like you, Mac. What's going on?

Mac

You're right. You're overstepping your bounds.

Jo

Mac, if something's wrong...

Mac

Nothing's wrong. Just doing what I should have been doing all along. I'm delegating. That's what bosses do.

Jo

I'm just a little concerned about Mac.

What do you mean?

Jo

I think he's struggling with some stuff.

What makes you say that?

Jo

Well, he's been avoiding certain situations at work, particularly things where he has to provide specific details.

Like what?

Jo

I've watched him a bunch of times struggle to name or identify an object, and he covers pretty well, but... Lord, I feel like I'm telling on him. I'm just worried about him. Have you noticed anything like that?

No. Not really. I mean, he doesn't know where he left his keys half the time but that's just a man thing, you know. They're a forgetful bunch.

Jo

[after the crew observes the crime scene] So, we've got a castle and a princess...

Mac Taylor

And an unhappy ending.

Jo

Mac?

Mac

Another gun?

Jo

(Shows him the body of a young woman) Another murder.

Mac

Give me some good news.

Jo

My 14-year-old daughter broke up with her boyfriend.

Mac

A poor girl trying to look rich.

Jo

Cinderella story.

Mac

Last week, I was a bit short with you.

Jo

You made your point. Already forgotten.

Assault, fraud, burglary, possession of meth, trafficking in meth, trafficking in proscribed wildlife.

Jo

Proscribed wildlife?

I'm diversifying.

Jo

How about murder?

Yeah, stick it all on me. I'm a pincushion, baby. Just for giggles, who'd I kill?

How'd you cut your hand?

Are you kidding me? I would never...

That's not the answer I'm looking for, Skiver.

Uh... it's a bite, feeding the toucan. Those things are nasty.

Jo

Thought you were going to come up with something lame.

Jo

She was going out?

Yeah. With Richie Rich. The boyfriend.

Jo

A toucan? Really?

Had a cousin that worked with birds. They can be vicious.

Jo

Who catalogs every plant in Central Park?

Danny

I'm guessing single guy, no kids.

Jo

You find any spaceships?

Adam

That's very funny, Jo. That's real funny.