Adam: (playing an Xbox video game) Hey, Mac. Listen, why don't you pull up a chair and challenge the champ, okay? Now, look. I just want to warn you, this is not like the old-school games. Grab this. See these little buttons here? Press those. It's not like in the olden days, with the black and white screen and the little ball, or Ms. Pac-Man...
“Kill Screen” · Season 8, Episode 15
In this episode: Jo Danville (1)
Mac: When I was a kid, my dad used to take me to the carnival in the summer. I loved to do the milk bottle toss. But I never won. When I was older, my dad explained to me that it was rigged. That one of the bottles was weighted so it couldn't fall over. I was so mad. Then my dad told me that life wasn't fair.
Flack: I'm disappointed, Vera. I really thought we had something.
Vera Channing: Oh, well, we'll always have Paris.
Mac: You know, when I was a kid, I used to bring a bag full of quarters to the arcade and set up in front of the Asteroids machine for a whole Saturday.
Jo: Really? I would have never clocked you as a nerd.
Flack: The handles Vera gave Walt correspond to the list of names we found on his body. Of those gamers, three were knocked out in the first round, one was disqualified, and two said Walt gave them the option of resigning to save face.
Mac: Sounds like six good motives.
Mitch Johnson: (About the world of video games competitions) There's always younger and younger kids coming up. Born holding iPads and hopped up on ADD meds.
Steve Blanton: I know that life isn't fair, I get that, I get... My wife left me, and I only see my kid once a week. But video games are supposed to be fair. The best player wins.
Mac: If you're searching for fairness, you're focused on the wrong things, Steve. You have a son. Who's going to grow up without his father. How is that fair?
Jo: Walter was playing video games at least 35 hours a week. That's practically a full-time job.
Mac: For some people it is. The highest paid professional gamers make over $500,000 a year in tournament winnings and endorsements.
(to Mac) You should wear something that says, well I don't know what it should say, but that ain't it.
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