Lindsay Monroe quotes from CSI: NY

Subway surfing was a lot more popular in the late 80's, 90's, but we still get these doot-da-doots every once in a while.

Lindsay

Doot-da whats?

Doot-da-doots. You know, idiot, moron, knucklehead. Where you from, Jersey?

Lindsay

Did anybody cause any trouble? Any doot-da-doots get your attention?

That's very nice. She used it in a sentence.

Mac

This tooth came right from the shark's mouth. So, the person who owned it caught the fish or knew the person who did.

Lindsay

That could be in Australia for all we know.

Adam

Hmm. My friend Grateloupia turuturu would beg to differ.

Mac

Brown algae?

Mac Taylor

You guys are on the music promoter.

Danny Messer

Like glue. [Mac walks away laughing]

Lindsay Monroe

He doesn't think that's funny. He's humoring you.

Danny

You don't know him like I do.

Danny

[seeing Mac playing bass in a club] Get outta here. You're kidding me? How did you know he played?

Lindsay

I figured it out. I could tell by the way he held the bass in the lab that he knew guitars and I knew he had a standing appointment on Wednesday. Could have been a shrink or yoga. But I took the music option.

Danny

I'm impressed.

Lindsay

Maybe you didn't know him as well as you thought.

Lindsay

[after indentifying the glue-victim as the music promoter] It's not as glamorous as I would have imagined. Where's the limo and the girls with the tight shirts?

Danny

Yeah, trust me. It's not like that at all.

Lindsay

You know more about this than your average CSI?

Danny

[in light reference to his baseball years] Yeah, I played for a while, enough to get a taste of the world, and that was enough for me.

Danny

[bringing in some of the exotic cuisine] Who's going first?

Stella

You gotta be kidding.

Pass!

Hawkes

Uh-uh.

Lindsay

It's just protein. [takes a bite of fried tarantula and everyone looks on]

Mac

[smiling and holding out hand to Danny] Told you she'd do it.

Danny

[handing five dollars to Mac] All right, all right, here you go.

Mac

Okay! Pizza in my office. [Everyone but Lindsay and Danny leaves]

Lindsay

You bet Mac I wouldn't do it?

Danny

Yeah, what was I thinking? Never bet against a country girl.

Lindsay

[eating more] You know, actually it's not that bad.

Danny Messer

(holding her in his arms for an experiment) Look you promised me drinks for this, but I think I'm going to need some dinner too.

Lindsay Monroe

I'm not going to give you anything if you don't get going. Make tracks, cowboy.

Mac Taylor

It sounds to me like you're starting to believe in the superstition.

Lindsay

I believe in the science.

Lindsay Monroe

As soon as Hammerback's finished with you, I get to take the beetles back to the lab with me.

Danny Messer

Don't eat 'em. (he walks away)

Lindsay

You're a little late on that one.

Danny

(turns to look at Lindsay) Doesn't mean it's not funny.

Mac Taylor

(looking at Lindsay) Put your affinity for bugs to work

Lindsay

(sheepishly) I don't actually have an affinity for bugs.

Mac

The beetles were the first on the scene, we need to know what they know. (points at Lindsay) And no eating.

Lindsay Monroe

Have you ever had an anonymous phone call from a woman?

Danny Messer

Sure, it's happened.

Lindsay

Does it turn you on?

Danny

Whoa, slow down there, Montana. What did you have in mind?

Danny Messer

Don't tell me you know a little something about football, please.

Lindsay Monroe

Is that so hard to believe?

Danny

No, it's just dangerous. I might ask you to marry me.

Any more questions?

Lindsay

No.

Lindsay

Just a suggestion. Stay in town.

Danny

Alright, we have Tyrell's trainer with possible motive.

Lindsay

And we have mystery woman number 1, Charlene, with no apparent motive, but a lot of attitude which automatically makes her a suspect in my book.

Danny

What is it, Montana? You beeped me 911, are you all right?

Lindsay Monroe

The DNA sample we found from the cigarrette in the endzone came back to an internal control sample.

Danny

What do you mean? That means the smoker works here at the lab. How can that be? (pauses as Lindsay hands him the report) Have you told anybody else about this?

Lindsay

No, just you. (Danny walks off. Lindsay looks confused/concerned)