Danny Messer quotes from CSI: NY

Danny

Jo, uh, so Jane Fonda just called. She said she wants her workout tapes back.

Jo

They are not Jane's. They're Cher's.

Danny

Cher had a workout video?

Jo

Yes, she did.

Danny

What do you got here?

Jo

Video recordings of Leonard Brooks' prison therapy sessions. 14 years' worth.

Danny

Why don't you call his shrink and get the Cliff Notes?

Danny

(About Leonard Brooks) People like Brooks spend their entire lives blaming other people for all their problems. And I don't care how rough he had it, there's nothing on these tapes that are going to justify what he did to those people.

Jo

I'm just hoping there's something on these tapes that tells us why he did it.

Danny

You think Mac's okay?

Jo

How do you mean?

Danny

How do I mean? I don't know exactly. It's just, you know, he's... he seems off.

Jo

Well, a little off would be pretty damn good considering everything he's been through. I mean, think about it. He suffered a life-changing trauma, months of painful rehab.

Danny

Yeah.

Jo

Most people would have reexamined everything, quit their job and be sitting on a beach, but not Mac. Couldn't wait to pick up exactly where he left off. I think it's a miracle and a gift that the guy's the same old hard-ass boss he's always been.

Hawkes

Where'd Brooks take her?

Danny

Now, more importantly, how long does she have to live?

Danny

What do you think about our daughter wearing body armor when she becomes a teenager?

Lindsay

After looking at these photos, I'm fine with that.

Danny

Thank you for coming up.

Sid

Oh, don't be silly. I spend all day in a refrigerated room with no cell reception. I live for these invitations.

Sid

Why is the glass face on her watch in this last photo fogged?

Lindsay

Because it's so close to her mouth. She's breathing.

Danny

Right, so she might have not been beaten to death after all.

Danny

(After spending hours looking at evidence and trying to figure out details of a case) I feel like my eyes are going to pop out of my skull.

Lindsay

Come on, babe, stay with me.

Danny

Hey, Montana.

Lindsay

Hey. You haven't called me that in a long time.

Lindsay

You were standing by the window, holding vigil for your poor, injured wife. Who was Lucy with?

Danny

I think you might have been dreaming. Was I naked in that, uh, moment?

Danny

No one saw this guy's face.

Lindsay

I did. I looked right into his eyes. He looked right into mine.

Danny

This guy knows that you saw his face. What time did you say I was here last night?

Danny

(Fogging a window with his coffee) Are we seeing letters here? Does that say 'RR'?

Jo

I think so.

Danny

Looks like an M...

Jo

R-R.. Y.

Danny

What do you got there, Don?

Well, buying a vowel, it looks to me like 'I'm sorry'.

Danny

I'll bet you he's sorry. He left a print.

Danny

How is it possible that a guy who murdered an eight-year-old boy turns into this model citizen?

Mac

All right. Maybe Milner wasn't the guy that everyone thought he was.

Danny

What do you mean?

Mac

There were a lot of bosses and experienced detectives calling the shots on that case. No one was very interested in the... opinion of a young detective. It always bothered me that he was the only suspect from day one. He was the perfect guy for them.

Danny

You think Tommy's father might have actually killed Milner himself?

Jo

Milner shows up in the neighborhood at the 20th anniversary of his kid's death. Certainly has motive.