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CSI: Miami · Season 3

CSI: Miami Season 3 quotes

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S3 E12Shootout

...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories. This time, it was in a public place.

So they brought the war to us... now we're going to take it to them.

Frank, I understand that you and Ramon have some history.

Yeah, I've been arresting this guy since he was about yea-high! You're getting' up there, Ramon. Are you out of your teens yet?

RMRamon Morales

Twenty-one.

Wow! We're talking adult diapers with your crowd. Congrats on still breathing!

PDParts Dealer

A sick dub-deuce like that gets me like ten grand! I'd rather not mess with my client base, if you know what I mean...

I imagine most in your "client base" aren't Boy Scouts...

S3 E13Cop Killer

This is my case. I don't need you to tell me how to run it.

RRebecca

Yours for now, but it's gonna be mine later. Seems like there's a lot of that going around these days.

So how does a junior homecoming queen end up robbing mini-marts with a guy like Jojo?

Well, some women are just attracted to bad boys.

[Smiling] Oh, really? Do tell.

Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted... They're dangerous and unpredictable...

I think one dead cop is enough anyway.

JJojo

The day's still young, anything's possible.

Lingerie... makeup... looks like our Catholic schoolgirl had a dark side!

Yes, and getting darker by the moment...

S3 E14One Night Stand

[Alexx finds a piece of penile skin in a victim's mouth]

So there was a fight or just bad oral hygiene?

Or just bad oral.

No comments.

They were counterfeiting their way into the American dream.

I guess they picked the wrong city, didn't they?

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