I ran those credit cards, looks like Madonna Arias charged $500 dollars worth of gas since yesterday.
That's an interesting ability for a dead woman.
S3 E4Murder In A Flash
SSuspect
"You're a dead man" is just an expression.
No, legally, it's a threat.
Do you think the parents have any idea that they're paying for their kids to have sex with teachers and buy their grades?
I don't know, but it makes me realize what an angel I was.
JJustin
Stephanie, if I knew it was you, I would have never...
SStephanie
Yes, you would, that's why I've always liked you, Justin...you're honest.
[About the peacocks at Donny's place]
These are guard dogs.
Yup, with feathers.
BBrooks
You'd be surprised about how aware these kids are about their rights.
No, I wouldn't.
Martin Gillespie is one of Miami's best defense attorneys.
That would explain why his son's answers were so smooth.
And why our job just got a lot harder!
S3 E5Legal
[Ryan tries to get a DNA sample from a possible suspect.]
VVenus
So serious. That's hot.
Open your mouth.
VVenus
Guys usually say please.
What's the name of the Buckeye State?
VVenus
What's a buckeye?
Say Ohio.
VVenus
Ohi-- [Ryan quickly swabs her cheek]...that's hot.
Oh, you've got an alibi.
[to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.
We love alibis.
There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this. [She shows the rich, spoiled suspect a picture of a small island] Breakwater Key.
That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.
I took this criminalist seminar-- Evaluating Evidence-- The visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box. Sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring, she said... Those are nice earrings, by the way.
You took my class. [She smiles]
PPeters
...But the drops you saw on her dress: cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.
If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.
Total chick drink.
[Calleigh mock-glares at him]
There was only one chick on our stall door list.
[Goes glassy-eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.
There's a lot more than oil on these sheets.
Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?
You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?
SSuspect
If you find out, let me know.
That'll be easy...Because you're going to be in a holding cell.
So I hear women and men use the same bathrooms in this place.
Everything but going to the bathrooms; Homicide said there were no less than 8 parties having sex in the stalls.
What ever happened to "get a room"?
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