Hey, Megan, did you miss me?
She actually forgot your name.
S1 E7Breathless
Do you believe her story?
I don't know... I guess that depends on how you like seeing men dress up in your underwear.
Personally, leather chaps, nothing else. [Pauses, looks at Horatio's expression] That was a joke.
I know.
So we have a murder weapon and a suspect. What have you got?
[Holding up a pair of large purple panties.] I have a murder weapon of a different sort.
Nicotine was introduced through the penile tissue... Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Members only."
S1 E8Slaughterhouse
Your average adult has been clocked at two-and-a-half to three miles per hour, but to my knowledge, no toddler has ever been road-tested.
TTim
You know, my parents always wanted me gone but at least they stopped short of taking me out.
How short? Just short or miles away?
You used boiled noodles.
For brain spatter it's either that or oysters.
S1 E9Kill Zone
So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?
Hot flashes... but that's just me.
Nice work. Have you considered a transfer to SWAT?
I don't look good in all black.
I beg to differ.
Boom. Boom. Boom. And that's called the Kill Zone.
No messing around, just clean and deadly.
SSniper
Don't you wanna know why?
You just killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own.
S1 E10A Horrible Mind
Why anyone needs to prove that evil exists is beyond me.
TTeresa
Had I known that it was all a test, that he never meant the things he said, I would never have snapped...but I'm glad he's dead.
After 6 hours of torture, I'll bet he is, too.
S1 E11Camp Fear
A present for you, from Alexx.
Nasal mucus. And it isn't even my birthday.
Leech saliva...
Medical marvel, you know. It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.
Kind of like Viagra...
Well, not quite. Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...
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