You know, it's bad enough when you're in that awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but it's even worse when Grandma's kiss links you to the scene!
S1 E12Entrance Wound
The average person's reaction time from sensation, perception through response is 1.5 seconds.
How do you know that?
Auto insurance studies.
Let me ask you a question. How many things do you think we'll overlook in a career?
You? Less than anyone I know. Me? Fewer because of it.
S1 E13Bunk
OGOld Guy (Mr. Reins)
Betty and I had a very healthy sexual relationship. She was not afraid to try new things.
...Back to the question, Mr. Reins.
And those guys gave up their clothes way too easily...
Yeah, that's never good...
Crisis averted.
Tell that to his widow.
93 degrees-- puts her time of death at about 2AM.
Blood pools indicate time of attack was earlier.
Your job, honey. Mine begins with death.
But didn't we already do that with the print in the glove?
Yes, we did. But like my old man says: "You don't have a backup, you don't have a plan."
Smart guy.
S1 E14Forced Entry
BDetective Bernstein
No signs of forced entry.
Oh...I wouldn't be too sure about that.
S1 E15Dead Woman Walking
I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.
So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...
Yeah, or permanently screwed!
BKBelle King
Did you know Horatio was the first CSI?
He was... the what?
BKBelle King
In Hamlet. When Hamlet was poisoned and dying, he asked his best friend Horatio to tell the world who murdered him.
Alexx. There's only one thing I know that burns like that.
Radiation. We can't stay here.
Got to notify the team; they may have been exposed, too. [presses the alarm button]
S1 E16Evidence Of Things Unseen
I've one more question for you. Do you have a life insurance policy on your wife?
SSuspect
Are you kidding? I don't even have health insurance.
You see, I think if we connect these two cases, we'll have a shot at probable cause.
The probable cause is that she's a stripper, she's a junkie, and she's a whore.
She's also a human being.
And now she's a corpse.
The husband is dead... the wife is dead...
The Russian's dead.
Yes. Let's go talk to the other Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a Twizzler.
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