TV show quotes
[Eric shares his experience after he got shot.]
Yeah. I didn't want to ask for anybody's help. I ended up making a few mistakes. But every day, it gets a little better. And it'll get better for you, too. Your friends and your family, they just want to be there for you. You're going to be okay, Jolene.
I guess I'll have to be. Somebody stole my other option.
It's a guilty pleasure. [Calleigh opens her locker and removes a magazine.] I've not read it yet, but Holly Reese is on the cover. She just went to rehab.
Is that right? I thought she was the one celebrity with a good reputation.
I passed out.
From... what? This is rehab.
Uh, yeah, side effect, from being an addict. Sometimes I get blackouts.
When you need an alibi?
Brody Lassiter, I don't believe it.
You're a fan?
I only saw Blitzed three times. It's that whole "bad boy" thing; I guess I like it.
I've been in the hot seat before.
Then get comfortable.
Look man, I didn't do anything.
Everybody's done something Eddie.
[About the victim.]
Girlfriend? We thought she was your parents' personal trainer.
Oh, she was. Until my mom caught them going out a few months ago.
And your mother was very angry?
Not really. She was too busy with the pool guy to care.
Calleigh, I wanted to thank you. For taking care of that girl today.
It's no problem. You would have done the same thing for me.
Yeah. It's just that, uh...you've helped me out a lot this year.
Well, I appreciate you for appreciating me. [She kisses his cheek]
Here's the difference between you and me, counselor: the difference is...I have a case.
Mr. Atherton! That's enough. You're under arrest for assault, obstruction of property, and disturbing the peace.
Throw the book at him, officer!
Mrs. Atherton... book's gonna hit you, too.
[About her selling his car.]
...Say "hello"... to half. [Gives him a 100 dollar bill]
$200? It's worth $200,000!
So, a couple zeros off.
[About the feuding divorced couple.]
I'll get a radio car.
Frank, get two cars.
These lasers are dividing the whole house in half. The court ordered it until the divorce was final.
Welcome... to divorce... of the future.
My parents, they fought over everything. But, not once did they ever fight over me.
[The police arrive to stop the Athertons from wreaking their boat with a gun and a chainsaw and order Mr Atherton to put down his weapon]
She's the one with the chainsaw!
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