Eric Delko quotes from CSI: Miami

Eric

[confused] Why Wolfe? Why not come to me?

Horatio

Eric, you were the obvious choice. There was a chance that this might fail--and I didn't want that for you.

Eric

[worried] These bullets are everywhere, H, what do we do?

Horatio

I'm working on it.

Natalia

Maybe she was trying to impress you. [Eric rolls his eyes] Score one for the new medical examiner.

Eric

And she's cute, too.

Natalia

I'll bet, Romeo.

Delko

What's up on this wall? TV screen?

Calleigh

An LDC touchscreen. Every possible wardrobe combination at your fingertips.

Delko

Well whatever happened to just standing in front of a mirror?

Calleigh

Well a mirror can't remember everything you've tried on.

Eric

You find the murder weapon yet?

Calleigh

Did you apologize to Dr. Price yet?

Eric

I will. At least she was able to get all the information she needed from the bodies.

Calleigh

Well, that doesn't mean that you're off the hook. I happen to know that Ryan sent flowers.

Eric

Of course he did.

Calleigh

Girls love flowers.

Ryan

This is a very nice place, man. It's very classy. It's got a sort of a nice rustic vibe, I bet the ladies love coming here.

Delko

It's temporary, Wolfe.

Ryan

Oh, it's temporary. So you're looking for a vacancy at a hotel where they don't blindfold you and shoot you in the chest?

Delko

This isn't even your lab, Wolfe. What are you doing in here?

Ryan

Oh, just crossing my ts and dotting my is.

Delko

Since when does that include meddling in my life?

Ryan

I included meddling in your life when we started working together, pal.

Eric

Maybe he's telling the truth. Maybe he really can't remember anything.

Calleigh

I don't know. If you ask me, amnesia is a pretty convenient lie.

Eric

Wolfe, you're deciding Doug did it; you're not proving it.

Ryan

Yeah, that's, that's sort of what we do, Eric. We-we theorize.

Eric

Do me a favor, just process the evidence before you convict the guy, okay?

Eric

Your friendship means a lot to me, Calleigh.

Calleigh

I didn't know you thought that way.

Eric

C'mon. How could you not know that, you read my file.

Calleigh

That was an unrelated case. It is important to me to respect your privacy.

Eric

About what happened earlier, I didn't mean to put you on the spot.

Calleigh

Forget it.

Eric

What if I don't want to.

Calleigh

Eric, I am so confused. What do you want? You are gonna have to tell me because until I actually hear you say the words, I don't even know if you believe it yourself. Do you know what I'm saying?

Eric

Yeah, I do.

Calleigh

They're grandee truffles, they are delicious, they are my favorite and because of that I happen to know you can't even get them in Miami.

Delko

What does that get us?

Calleigh

A place to start.

Calleigh

[jokingly] You missed out. [They hug] I was going to marry you, but your dad stepped in.

Eric

[laughing] What makes you think I would say yes? Maybe I met somebody special on the inside.

Calleigh

I doubt his cooking is as good as mine. Hey, why don't I take you back to my place, I'll make you a traditional American dinner since you are new to our country.

Eric

Sounds good...but danger has been following me everywhere I go.

Eric

Calleigh, I'm serious, I don't want anything to happen to you. [She kisses him again]

Calleigh

C'mon. I have the safest house in Miami. Do you know how many guns I have?

Calleigh

Alright, I have stolen this can of mineral spirits from out maintenance guy. So I say if he comes looking for it we throw Wolfe under the bus.

Delko

It's for a good cause.

Delko

I believe this hair's from a cow, or a deer maybe. So this must've been transferred from whoever stole the keys?

Ryan

That, or some sort of hoofed creature stole the keys themselves and proceeded to kill someone.