Superheroes, are your leotards starting to stink? Is your booties getting brittle? IS YOUR CAPE KIND OF CRUDDY?! Well, come on over to Hiney Beau Dry Cleaners, where if you're a superhero, your CLEANING is free!
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[holds up a sweetcorn-based superhero costume in disdain] "Corn-Cobb Man"?! There's a lotta sick people in this town.
Mom always says not to go to the carnival naked.
Got any scabs?! They could be worth gold.
Oh, we're flat out of time! Stay tuned after the commercial break! And maybe we'll show you the rest of the play! Or maybe we'll fill the time up with EVEN MORE COMMERCIALS!!! [laughs maniacally]
Didn't you remember Mom always says we should never run into a burning school auditorium?
It must've slipped my mind!
[as the Orthodontic Policeman] What are you people, a bunch of communists?
TTeacher
Nothing is more important than straight teeth. Well, at least that's what the pantsless policeman said.
[After getting his butt kicked by Supercow, he removes the last of the braces off the police officer] There, that's the last one.
[The policeman happily eats his doughnut and runs laughing.]
[Is revealed to wear the permanent braces with a satellite attached to them] Okay, I did what you said, I removed the braces off everybody. Now can you take off mine?! That was the deal.
Oh, I wish we could, but we have already rented you out as a Satellite Tracking Dish.
[Cow and Chicken laugh as Red Guy drives away after satellites drop from the sky]
Is there a real orthodontist in the house?
I'm a big fat loser!
I could have told you the big and fat part.
WWinney
Hi Chicken! I like your wattle! Do you clean it with special soap to make it so shiny?!
Oh Chicken! You don't get cooties from being kissed; listen to Father!
You don't?
No son. you get them from... toilet seats.
[to Cow] They'd never let you go in outer space. There's no room!
We're going to Oregon to find some head hunters.
Walter Jeans-Begone, headhunter guide, at your service!
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