Cow quotes from Cow and Chicken

Cow

Mom always says not to go to the carnival naked.

Cow

Nip and tuck, short and curl, my brother Chicken is not a girl!

Cow

Mom! Dad! Photo-realistic beaver is teasing me again!

Cow

Ooh, I hope my big bwudder is gonna be okay, oh, if only I hadn't been whistwing in fwont of him, he wouwdn't have faced in dis wife, oh... I wish I nevew whistwed again in my wife!

Cow

Evewyone can whistwe, Chicken, it is one of wife's speciaw out gifts.

Cow

[with a price tag on her labelled 19 cent] My buns are only 19 cents? [tearfully] I AM SO CHEAP!!! [sobbing and mooing]

Cow

[gasps] Chicken, that is a good way to lose a beak!

Chicken

Ah, shut up, Cow! Mind your own beeswax! [gets hit with sign] What?

Cow

That's it! I'll get a part-time job at the milk farm. I'll make money to buy Crabs the Warthog!

Chicken

You think they want your milk? It says the finest cows on Earth, not Mars!

Cow

Oh, Mom and Dad! I missed you both so much these long months of being marooned.

Dad

Sweetheart, we've only been gone half an hour for Chicken's parent-teacher conference.

Red Guy

What else do I know about Supercow? WHAT ELSE?! Okay, THINK!!! [smacks his head against the wall] A: She speaks Spanish... TWO! She's a superhero...

Cow

[In Red guy's thoughts] I'm just a widdle cow...

Red Guy

Oh! THAT'S IT!!! She's a cow!

Cow

Didn't you remember Mom always says we should never run into a burning school auditorium?

Chicken

It must've slipped my mind!

Cow

I'm a big fat loser!

Chicken

I could have told you the big and fat part.

Cow

Uh, I believe...

He went that way.

Cow

[Humming as she runs the vacuum]

Mom

Chicken, why don't you take a hint from your sister and take out the garbage?

Chicken

[Begins raging] Stop rattin' on me! Why do I always have to do everything around here?! [Breaks the T.V.] GET OFF MY CASE! [Banging his fists the walls in tune with his line]

Mom

Honey, talk to your son; I had just about all I can take. [Runs away, crying]

Dad

Listen here, Chief: when you're all grown up and living like some hopped up and crazy bachelor, you can sleep on a pile of garbage for all I care! But as long as you're living under my roof, you've got to live by my rules!

Chicken

But-

Dad

That's it! I'll have no back-talk, Mister! You're grounded! [Chicken goes into his room and slams the door] [Cow opens the door and gasps]

Cow

Where are you going?

Chicken

I am runnin' away to be a bachelor with cousin Boneless Chicken. No one tells him what to do; he just lays around his cool bachelor pad and does whatever he wants. Hasta la adiós, Cow. [Chicken hops out of the window]

Cow

Adiós, big brother. [She moos and then tears up, turning to her own bedroom] Oh, Chicken's a grown-up bachelor, and... I'm all alone! [Sits on the floor and cries] Ooh, I want to play grown-up bachelor, too! [Continues crying]