Chicken quotes from Cow and Chicken

Chicken

[pretending to be an inmate and slyly pantsing the warden] Jailbreak!

Chicken

Eat this, you filthy screw.

Chicken

[To Red Guy as the Warden] I gotta be home by 8:00 or I'm in big trouble! Anyhow, Mom is making pork butts and taters. She only makes it on Tuesdays; it's my favorite!

Chicken

[to Cow] They'd never let you go in outer space. There's no room!

Chicken

CURSE YOU, LAUGHING PUDDLE! WHAT EVIL WELL DO! YOU! SPRING FROOOOOM!?!?!? Is anything in this cartoon ever going to make sense?!

Chicken

He wasn't even a New Mexican...

Chicken

(gasps)

Chicken

Not only am I not a boy, I'm not even a chicken! [breaks into tears]

Chicken

My waddle is getting all wrinkly. I sure could use somethin' to wet my whistle. [Cow squirts milk at him] Somethin' besides that.

Cow

[gasps] Chicken, that is a good way to lose a beak!

Chicken

Ah, shut up, Cow! Mind your own beeswax! [gets hit with sign] What?

Dad

Chicken, the warden of Folsom Prison just called.

Chicken

I know what he said; I did time at the big house 'cause I pantsed the guard!

Cow

That's it! I'll get a part-time job at the milk farm. I'll make money to buy Crabs the Warthog!

Chicken

You think they want your milk? It says the finest cows on Earth, not Mars!

Chicken

Hey, Mr. Hiney! When do I get paid for this gig?

Red Guy

[as Rear Admiral Floyd] Oh, you won't need any money where you're going, little fella...

Cow

Didn't you remember Mom always says we should never run into a burning school auditorium?

Chicken

It must've slipped my mind!

Red Guy

[After getting his butt kicked by Supercow, he removes the last of the braces off the police officer] There, that's the last one.

Red Guy

[Is revealed to wear the permanent braces with a satellite attached to them] Okay, I did what you said, I removed the braces off everybody. Now can you take off mine?! That was the deal.

Chicken

Oh, I wish we could, but we have already rented you out as a Satellite Tracking Dish.

Red Guy

Is there a real orthodontist in the house?