MomWhere would we be without you, Boneless Chicken?
BCBoneless Chicken
Where? Well, you'd be up a creek without a paddle or burning your bridges before they're hatched. Who can say, really?
Oh, Boneless, you always kill us!
BCBoneless Chicken
Ah, go on.
Will you be needing anything while we're away?
BCBoneless Chicken
Sure, how 'bout a spine for my limp and lifeless body? [Mom, Dad, and Chicken laugh once more as they soon head for Chicken's parent-teacher conference.]
[Humming as she runs the vacuum]
Mom
Chicken, why don't you take a hint from your sister and take out the garbage?
[Begins raging] Stop rattin' on me! Why do I always have to do everything around here?! [Breaks the T.V.] GET OFF MY CASE! [Banging his fists the walls in tune with his line]
Mom
Honey, talk to your son; I had just about all I can take. [Runs away, crying]
Listen here, Chief: when you're all grown up and living like some hopped up and crazy bachelor, you can sleep on a pile of garbage for all I care! But as long as you're living under my roof, you've got to live by my rules!
That's it! I'll have no back-talk, Mister! You're grounded! [Chicken goes into his room and slams the door] [Cow opens the door and gasps]
Be free, world! Yonder forth! And populate! [sighs]
[As they run out of a trailer, numerous people trample Red under their feet]
Ouch, oh, oh, ow, oh, oh, oh! Oh. Ow! Oh, have a nice day! This is the happiest day of my life.
[Mom, Dad and Chicken standing on Red, Cow catches up to them]
Oh, Mom, Dad, Big Brother! You're okay! Oh, I was so worried about you! Oh, you are a very bad ma... lady... whatever you are... for locking up everyone in the world in a trailer.
You know, kids? Being locked up in a trailer with the whole world has taught us a valuable lesson.
Mom
But I'm sure it's valuable!
[Mom, Dad and Cow are laughing except Chicken]
I think I liked it better in the trailer.
[Mom has ordered Chicken to stay in the tub until he takes a bath, and Mom, Dad, and Cow need to use the toilet]
Chicken? Hurry up and take that bath, I gotta get in there!
Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room... to read?
Mom
Me too, Chicken, can I, um, use the bathroom too?
Come on son, I gotta core the apple!
Mom
I have to launch the raft!
Come on Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!
I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?
Come on! I gotta, uh, uh, feed the ducks.
Why don't you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!
The bathroom is closed for the duration.
Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!
Mom
I can't hold it any longer! ...Could you please hurry honey?
How rude! Not while I am in the tub, bub!
Mom
Hurry up! Chicken! I gotta wash the window!
I gotta make peace with the Germans!
Mom
Gotta run for Congress here!
ATAll three
Come on Chicken, take a bath already!
Chicken! It's time to flip the pickles!
Mom
I gotta resole the family christen!
I simply must pull the rip cord!
Mom
I, I, I gotta spoon the balls!
Let the little puppies run! Please?
Gotta shake hands with the President!
Mom
Gotta press the issue!
Chicken, I need to let the cat out!
It's time to drive the governor home...
Mom
I... need... to... stuff... the... olives!
Mom
Oooh! It is time to burp the baby!
May I please stabber out the facts?
Mom
I... I... got... to... strike... my... pansy!
Lay some carpet, por favor!
Gotta talk to the boss! THAT IS IT, CHICKEN!!!
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