Be free, world! Yonder forth! And populate! [sighs]
[As they run out of a trailer, numerous people trample Red under their feet]
Ouch, oh, oh, ow, oh, oh, oh! Oh. Ow! Oh, have a nice day! This is the happiest day of my life.
[Mom, Dad and Chicken standing on Red, Cow catches up to them]
CowOh, Mom, Dad, Big Brother! You're okay! Oh, I was so worried about you! Oh, you are a very bad ma... lady... whatever you are... for locking up everyone in the world in a trailer.
You know, kids? Being locked up in a trailer with the whole world has taught us a valuable lesson.
But I'm sure it's valuable!
[Mom, Dad and Cow are laughing except Chicken]
I think I liked it better in the trailer.
[Mom has ordered Chicken to stay in the tub until he takes a bath, and Mom, Dad, and Cow need to use the toilet]
Chicken? Hurry up and take that bath, I gotta get in there!
Cow
Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room... to read?
Me too, Chicken, can I, um, use the bathroom too?
Come on son, I gotta core the apple!
I have to launch the raft!
Come on Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!
Cow
I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?
Come on! I gotta, uh, uh, feed the ducks.
Cow
Why don't you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!
The bathroom is closed for the duration.
Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!
I can't hold it any longer! ...Could you please hurry honey?
Cow
I gotta peel the onions!
How rude! Not while I am in the tub, bub!
Hurry up! Chicken! I gotta wash the window!
I gotta make peace with the Germans!
Gotta run for Congress here!
ATAll three
Come on Chicken, take a bath already!
Cow
Chicken! It's time to flip the pickles!
I gotta resole the family christen!
Cow
I simply must pull the rip cord!
I, I, I gotta spoon the balls!
Cow
Let the little puppies run! Please?
Gotta shake hands with the President!
Cow
Chicken, I need to let the cat out!
It's time to drive the governor home...
I... need... to... stuff... the... olives!
Cow
Have to shuck the corn!
Oooh! It is time to burp the baby!
Cow
May I please stabber out the facts?
I... I... got... to... strike... my... pansy!
Cow
Lay some carpet, por favor!
Gotta talk to the boss! THAT IS IT, CHICKEN!!!
[Cow and Chicken get caught by Dad while trying to catch the Arbor Day Pig.]
Cow
We're busted.
Oh, you kids know that you can't open this piggie until Arbor Day. [Arbor Day Pig has sticker labelled "Do Not Open 'Til Arbor Day" on his butt]
And that's three days away. [Pig blows raspberry, but then gasps]
Oh crud! I must've thrown out all my ice cream at those funny-looking kids. [gives Chicken ice cubes in an ice cream cone] Here you go, duck.
Hey! This is just a cone with ice cubes in it!
Cow
Do you have any gravy freezies?
Cow
Frozen pork buttocks?
Cow
A beaver-tail cone surprise?
How about a beaver in a cone? [pulls out a beaver in a cone] SURPRISE! [leaps out of his ice cream truck] AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I DON'T HAVE ANY ICE CREAM, NONE WHATSOEVER! I don't even like ice cream. OR KIDS! It says "I Scream" on my truck, not ice cream! Get it? Cause... I SCREAM! Look at me. [spins in circles] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ooh. [chuckles] Screaming is my hobby!
PPolice Officer
[hits Red Guy with sausage] It's the padded cell for you, scream man!
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