“Oh crud! I must've thrown out all my...” – Red Guy, Cow and Chicken ... TV Quotes Database

Oh crud! I must've thrown out all my ice cream at those funny-looking kids. [gives Chicken ice cubes in an ice cream cone] Here you go, duck.

Chicken

Hey! This is just a cone with ice cubes in it!

Red Guy

And your point is? NEXT!

Cow

Do you have any gravy freezies?

Red Guy

NO!

Cow

Frozen pork buttocks?

Red Guy

NO!

Cow

A beaver-tail cone surprise?

Red Guy

How about a beaver in a cone? [pulls out a beaver in a cone] SURPRISE! [leaps out of his ice cream truck] AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I DON'T HAVE ANY ICE CREAM, NONE WHATSOEVER! I don't even like ice cream. OR KIDS! It says "I Scream" on my truck, not ice cream! Get it? Cause... I SCREAM! Look at me. [spins in circles] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ooh. [chuckles] Screaming is my hobby!

PPolice Officer

[hits Red Guy with sausage] It's the padded cell for you, scream man!

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