Steve, Jeff and others in “The Melty Man Cometh”

Should you kiss her now or does that mean you gotta start from the top again?

Should you be making noises yet? Is it too soon to grunt?

[Snaps fingers] And then, the killer - out of nowhere, for no reason you can think of, you call her [huskily] "baby."

You never called her "baby" before.

You've never called anyone "baby" before.

So why did you just call her "baby"? Suddenly you're starting to blush.

Now, you're blushing and you've got an erection. No-one's got enough blood!

[Scotty voice] The engines, Cap'n! They cannae take it!

Then the Melty Man hits you with his secret weapon.

Just one single thought is placed in your mind at this crucial time.

"Please God! Don't let me lose my erection!"

[Hand goes down] Pufff.

[With terror and disbelief] How do you guys manage to have sex?

["Duh!" voice] We don't.

I haven't had sex in years.

It's just not possible anymore.

We are followers of the Melty Man.

And you're one of us now.